mikey's definitions

ops

Having kicking or banning power in channels such as battle.net or IRC.

I have ops in Clan Hack.

by Mikey February 15, 2005

Noseblaster

When you sit your ass right on the partners nose and blast your diarrhea right up her nose.

Damn, I just noseblasted Michael Colon while having sex

by Mikey August 15, 2004

skisskissmosquitos

A common mispronunciation of the word mosquitos. The mosquito is a member of the insect kingdom. It eats you up in tiny bites.

Dad Gum! There sure is alotsa skismi, skmosquee, skisskissMOSQUITOS around here!

by Mikey June 14, 2003

shrooms

badger badger badger badger badger badger.. MUSHROOM MUSHROOMS!

"Shrooms opened my eyes... and I saw badgers!"

by Mikey March 24, 2004

turn out

to force another to become the submissive or receptive partner in a circumstantial homosexual relationship; frequently deployed in the context single-gendered spaces, such as the penitentiary.

Hey white boy, sit your ass down on my bed, son. I'm gonna turn your ass out.

by Mikey March 17, 2005

hushy

fat ass, sweet sexy mullet wearing cock smoker.

howard hush, toledo ohio

by mikey July 15, 2003

Forbidden fruit

1.Sex

(I know this from experience)

Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.


*True story*

by Mikey July 23, 2004