mikey's definitions
Any vehicle whether its import, domestic, 4 cylinder, 6 cylinder, or even 8 cylinder that has been raped by excessive use of stickers, "shopping cart" rear spoilers, fart cannons, bmw "fish gills", useless hood scoops, and/or clear/Altezza tailights. The term has nothing to do with the amount of horsepower the vehicle has, but the amount of garbage the person puts on the exterior of the car.
One time I saw this Mustang GT ricer that had a fish gills and a "Powered by Mustang" sticker on the back window, even though it should have read "Powered by Ford"
by Mikey August 19, 2003
Get the Ricermug. by Mikey March 23, 2003
Get the cribmug. A squirrely young virgin (male) who often spends his days diving for oysters and gets no oral in return from his greedy but beatiful lover. Suffering from immense sexual frustration, he often relieves himself with excessive, chafing masturbation.
Hey Frieze, quit d-jackin, man. Your wang's going to fall off.
Oh man, frieze. That skank blue-balled you again, huh?
Oh man, frieze. That skank blue-balled you again, huh?
by Mikey July 11, 2003
Get the friezemug. A person under the nick name of hillbilly who goes round kicking shit. Can be related to scouts summercamp's where there is a hike and people called ollie kick big piles of horse shit in the middle of the road. also a great insult.
'your a hillbillyshitkicker,stu,ha ha'
by Mikey November 6, 2004
Get the hillbillyshitkickermug. 
Get the gizzmug. Mogly has got it goin on. He grew up in the jungle in Australia. He is known for many things, consisting of swinging from tree branches, his afro and his jungle call. At lunch he will sit wit all the guys, but near the end he will go into the bathroom and practice his jungle call because he still has hopes that he can return to Australia with this monkey mom.
by Mikey March 13, 2005
Get the Moglymug. by mikey May 13, 2005
Get the aliasmug.