mikey's definitions

frieze

A squirrely young virgin (male) who often spends his days diving for oysters and gets no oral in return from his greedy but beatiful lover. Suffering from immense sexual frustration, he often relieves himself with excessive, chafing masturbation.

Hey Frieze, quit d-jackin, man. Your wang's going to fall off.

Oh man, frieze. That skank blue-balled you again, huh?

by Mikey July 11, 2003

boot

Racist term for a black guy. I have no idea why, maybe because there are guys called "Bootblacks" that shine shoes.

Yesterday i got robbed by a couple of boots.

by Mikey March 1, 2005

abuga-buga

A slang word spoken to children, typically used as a nonsensical method of cheering them up when they're crying. Often can be followed by other slang words. See examples.

"abuga-buga boo coochie coochie coo."

"abuga-buga boo, you're such cute wittle baby."

by Mikey September 16, 2004

kick in the nuts

it hurts, you fall down and cant get up

lads fear a kick in the nuts from their girlfriends

by mikey June 20, 2003

ecnalubma

That stupid sign you see on the front of ambulances

I got run over but luckily there was an ecnalubma there to save my ass

by Mikey January 11, 2004

flid

a word me andrew robbed off of people from the didcot wave!!!! meaning idiot/twat

fuck you, you flid!/i'ma kill you, you flid

by mikey February 21, 2005

Cluffle

When everything is a complete waste of time!

God working at wants is a total bunch of cluffle!

Jesus christ what a load of cluffle!

by Mikey April 20, 2004