frieze

A squirrely young virgin (male) who often spends his days diving for oysters and gets no oral in return from his greedy but beatiful lover. Suffering from immense sexual frustration, he often relieves himself with excessive, chafing masturbation.

Hey Frieze, quit d-jackin, man. Your wang's going to fall off.

Oh man, frieze. That skank blue-balled you again, huh?

by Mikey July 12, 2003

wreck

adjective describing somebody who isn't looking too good.

'whoa.. you're a wreck man!'

by mikey May 16, 2004