93 definitions by mikey

shemtob

1. a victim of a waterballooning/egging incident.
2. a stunning young lad that is extremely metrosexual.

man, you just owned that shemtob right in the face with that waterballoon.

by mikey April 21, 2005

Teacher: back in the 1600's
Student: Shutup bitch i dont wanna hear your kwan

by mikey March 4, 2005

P-Van is a place were parties happen and ya-yo and mad blunts are blazed...the owner of this troy troy

remember the day wen we blew mad yay and blazed mad blunts at the light kid...-Mike

by mikey March 16, 2004

This is when you put your penis between two breasts and thrust until you ejaculate on the person's face.

by mikey February 20, 2003

something that way too many 12 year olds have. something that is nice to have, but is not a necessity for everyday life.

why do you need a cellphone. give people a chance to miss you.

by mikey March 20, 2005

by mikey April 4, 2005

An irritating, annoying and/or nagging person (esp. woman).

That freakin' itchbag wouldn't shut the hell up and leave me alone all day.

by mikey May 22, 2003