mikey's definitions

suck

To not do anything productive

Man, I really sucked it up yesturday.

by Mikey November 4, 2004

bati

a name used by ragae singers to degrade fags

"you are the bati man"---Sublime

by Mikey October 16, 2003

wreck

adjective describing somebody who isn't looking too good.

'whoa.. you're a wreck man!'

by mikey May 16, 2004

truffle picker

a midget

i stupid little truffle picker knocked me in the legs today walking up the stairs

by mikey October 7, 2003

turn out

to force another to become the submissive or receptive partner in a circumstantial homosexual relationship; frequently deployed in the context single-gendered spaces, such as the penitentiary.

Hey white boy, sit your ass down on my bed, son. I'm gonna turn your ass out.

by Mikey March 17, 2005

turbopants

Shockingly, derived from the separate english words "turbo" and "pants." Together this combination yields a description of an adorable girlfriend who can both be exquisite and elegant, yet at the same time fall out of her chair and have trouble walking from place to place.

Look at that beautiful girl walking down the... OH NO, are you ok there turbopants?

by Mikey January 19, 2005

Noseblaster

When you sit your ass right on the partners nose and blast your diarrhea right up her nose.

Damn, I just noseblasted Michael Colon while having sex

by Mikey August 15, 2004