mikey's definitions

Ricer

Any vehicle whether its import, domestic, 4 cylinder, 6 cylinder, or even 8 cylinder that has been raped by excessive use of stickers, "shopping cart" rear spoilers, fart cannons, bmw "fish gills", useless hood scoops, and/or clear/Altezza tailights. The term has nothing to do with the amount of horsepower the vehicle has, but the amount of garbage the person puts on the exterior of the car.

One time I saw this Mustang GT ricer that had a fish gills and a "Powered by Mustang" sticker on the back window, even though it should have read "Powered by Ford"

by Mikey August 19, 2003

frieze

A squirrely young virgin (male) who often spends his days diving for oysters and gets no oral in return from his greedy but beatiful lover. Suffering from immense sexual frustration, he often relieves himself with excessive, chafing masturbation.

Hey Frieze, quit d-jackin, man. Your wang's going to fall off.

Oh man, frieze. That skank blue-balled you again, huh?

by Mikey July 11, 2003

hillbillyshitkicker

A person under the nick name of hillbilly who goes round kicking shit. Can be related to scouts summercamp's where there is a hike and people called ollie kick big piles of horse shit in the middle of the road. also a great insult.

'your a hillbillyshitkicker,stu,ha ha'

by Mikey November 6, 2004

grumpied

to have defecated somewhere

I just grumpied all over the place

by Mikey May 13, 2005

Cluffle

When everything is a complete waste of time!

God working at wants is a total bunch of cluffle!

Jesus christ what a load of cluffle!

by Mikey April 20, 2004

The DUFFE

to finger a girl with Two in the stick one in the pink

Derek duffed Dana so hardcore

by Mikey December 1, 2004

Les Paul

Easily one of the most popular electric guitars ever made. Really came into its own in 1957 with the invention of the dual-coil hum-cancelling pickup. However, since over 90% of Les Pauls made have this particular genre of pickup on them, many of them sound alike, except for the different effects or amps one uses. There are exceptions to the humbucker models so commonly seen. One variation was the Les Paul Classic, which was fitted with P-90 pickups, which were the predecessor to the humbucker pickups. The other variation of the Les Paul is the Les Paul Deluxe (my personal guitar). The Deluxe was fit with a smaller version of the dual-coil pickup found on many of the Les Pauls. Pete Townshend of The Who made the Les Paul famous by adding a third pickup to the guitar, and by numbering his guitars.

I can get a very powerful, unique and unique sound out of my Les Paul Deluxe by using a tube driver, a Hendrix-style fuzz box, and a Vox wah-wah pedal, which is all plugged into my Vox AC-30 amp with a Marshall Half-stack speaker setup.

by Mikey April 10, 2006