mikey's definitions

Japota

it is the North London kebab man pronunciation of Jacket Potato

one Japota with Tuna and cheese

by mikey February 15, 2005

grumpied

to have defecated somewhere

I just grumpied all over the place

by Mikey May 13, 2005

Cluffle

When everything is a complete waste of time!

God working at wants is a total bunch of cluffle!

Jesus christ what a load of cluffle!

by Mikey April 20, 2004

The DUFFE

to finger a girl with Two in the stick one in the pink

Derek duffed Dana so hardcore

by Mikey December 1, 2004

metro-sexual

1. Someone who has sex on the subway.
2. Someone who is turned on by the subway.

Yo, look at that faggot beside the traintracks. Hes wacken off, staring at the trains.

by Mikey July 23, 2004

pizzant

A dirty, dumbass piece of shit whom everyone pees on.

Saddam Hussein is the pizzant of the world.

by Mikey April 12, 2003

badap bap

The response one gives when there is no other response to give. However, it may also be used in any context to substitute anything. May also be substituted with just "badap" or "bap" or multiple "bap"s make be added.

"Me and my boyfriend broke up today."
"Badap bap!"

"My grandma died..."
"Badap bap..."

"I love you!"
"Badap..."

"That guy just stole your wallet..!"
"BADAP BAP.. BAP BAP!!!!!!!"

by Mikey March 24, 2004