Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

liver saw

(n); tool used to steal people's livers to replace their own, usually done by alcoholics.

Dirty Dave used a liver saw to snaggle Beasle's liver.

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

rascapades

(v): to entertain one's self by throwing potatos or other earth-grown products into a fan; to indulge in activities which end up in a humorous and often humiliating situtation.

Rufus won the the rascapades contest after he threw a potato into a fan and made it spew a good thirty yards in diamter; Willy Cheeks was a victim of rascapdes after someone concreted his feet into a bucket while he slept

by midgetsnatcher August 13, 2003

saucy pirate

(n); badass who plunders (money, woman, or otherwise) and strides about with a hitch in his step.

Beasles is a saucy pirate

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

screamifying

(n.) One who is lobster-like in appearance, most likely from radiation exposure to the womb.

Jarold was screamifying to the children after he removed his elephant man cloak and snapped at them with his claws

by midgetsnatcher October 02, 2003

shaflamigans

(v); To engage in hunts for mystical creatures, such as the chupacabra, goblins, trolls, gorlochs, gila monsters and other such business; To wheeze heavily after being chased by sloth from the goonies.

We went on a shaflamigan excursion and lost half our party to a gorloch; Some fat ass kid was shflamiganizing after a close encounter with Sloth.

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

chupagoblin

(n); mutant beast consisting of half chupacabra and half goblin. Generally eats small children and those who oppose its all mighty creator.

Jordan had to unleash his chupagoblin on his mormon friends, after they called his project ghoulish and unholy.

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003