midgetsnatcher's definitions

dickoff

(v.) To flail ones penis at a small child; To stick ones penis in a light socket.

Old man Peterson liked the small boy so much that he decided to dickoff in front of him; The retard saw a light socket and decided to dickoff

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

scruffletruffle

(v.) To jam ones hand into a toaster and consequently travel back in time; To bamboozle and/or thieve ones kidneys

Rufus was eaten by a T-Rex after he had a bout with the toaster and scruffletruffled; Jane scruffletruffled John's kidney, after he punched hers

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

stabbajiggafoo

(v): to engage in battle with a grizzly bear over a spoiled tomato; to consume one's soul.

Jorge wanted that tomato real bad, so he had to wage stabbajiggafoo on the nearby grizzly bear for it; Bobbins wanted Richie Rich's soul, so he engaged in stabbajiggafoo to get it

by midgetsnatcher August 13, 2003

Sneak a Peek

(v.) To look in one's locker room (generally female) and sneak a peek of the goods.

Charles decided that for his 52nd birthday, he would go into the girls locker room at the Y and sneek a peek.

by midgetsnatcher March 15, 2004

Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

bitchaccuse

(v); To come to one's house at 10:15 P.M unannounced and bitch one out about supposedly telling others about having a "crack" problem.

Bree Casper bitchaccused Beasles

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

bumtrashican

(n); One who lives in a trash can, usually retarded or stricken with the plague; one who flails their beef curtains in the wind.

Rufus was considered to be bumtrashican by his friends after they saw him digging through the trash at krispy kreme; Suzie is bumtrashican because she likes to let her beef curtains flop in the wind for all of the boys in Fernley.

by midgetsnatcher August 18, 2003