midgetsnatcher's definitions

scruffletruffle

(v.) To jam ones hand into a toaster and consequently travel back in time; To bamboozle and/or thieve ones kidneys

Rufus was eaten by a T-Rex after he had a bout with the toaster and scruffletruffled; Jane scruffletruffled John's kidney, after he punched hers

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

gnome dome

(n); refers to a hovel where gnomes generally reside; a bald midget

George saw a gnome dome, so he kicked it down and ate all of the gnomes residing within; Troy Vernon has a gnome dome

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

bumtrashican

(n); One who lives in a trash can, usually retarded or stricken with the plague; one who flails their beef curtains in the wind.

Rufus was considered to be bumtrashican by his friends after they saw him digging through the trash at krispy kreme; Suzie is bumtrashican because she likes to let her beef curtains flop in the wind for all of the boys in Fernley.

by midgetsnatcher August 18, 2003

Ensnarlment

To deceive with candy and draw one into a pit. Used especially with fat children.; To shake ones fist in the air in a foolish manner.

Jimmy the hand used ensnarlment to cpature the mayor's daughter; Old man Peterson ensnarlmented his fist frivolously after the hoodlums stole his mailbox.

by midgetsnatcher August 8, 2003

dickoff

(v.) To flail ones penis at a small child; To stick ones penis in a light socket.

Old man Peterson liked the small boy so much that he decided to dickoff in front of him; The retard saw a light socket and decided to dickoff

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

bootnick

(v); to jig so frivolously that one's limbs tear loose from their body; To spook people while they sleep.

Nicholai bootnicked so hard that his left arm was torn off and was flung into old man Petersons face; Hortinous bootnicked the small children and gave them heartattacks.

by midgetsnatcher August 24, 2003

Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003