midgetsnatcher's definitions

shaflamigans

(v); To engage in hunts for mystical creatures, such as the chupacabra, goblins, trolls, gorlochs, gila monsters and other such business; To wheeze heavily after being chased by sloth from the goonies.

We went on a shaflamigan excursion and lost half our party to a gorloch; Some fat ass kid was shflamiganizing after a close encounter with Sloth.

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

yokomotive

(n); sneaky china man that worked on the transcontinental railroad (Usually up in the Sierras); Sneaky jap

The yokomotive fucked up while he was working on the railroad, so he was brutally slaughtered; Lisa is a sneaky yokomotive

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

liver saw

(n); tool used to steal people's livers to replace their own, usually done by alcoholics.

Dirty Dave used a liver saw to snaggle Beasle's liver.

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

saucy pirate

(n); badass who plunders (money, woman, or otherwise) and strides about with a hitch in his step.

Beasles is a saucy pirate

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

bitchaccuse

(v); To come to one's house at 10:15 P.M unannounced and bitch one out about supposedly telling others about having a "crack" problem.

Bree Casper bitchaccused Beasles

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

bootnick

(v); to jig so frivolously that one's limbs tear loose from their body; To spook people while they sleep.

Nicholai bootnicked so hard that his left arm was torn off and was flung into old man Petersons face; Hortinous bootnicked the small children and gave them heartattacks.

by midgetsnatcher August 24, 2003

dickoff

(v.) To flail ones penis at a small child; To stick ones penis in a light socket.

Old man Peterson liked the small boy so much that he decided to dickoff in front of him; The retard saw a light socket and decided to dickoff

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003