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john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
Get the terminal farts mug.assorted alcohol; mixture of various alcohols resulting in a violent eruption/evacuation. the college boy high; using ones' stomach for a science experiment usually resulting in explosive reactions.
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
Get the cohols mug.i'm going to drink another sixteen more beers just for good luck
WHY did you do THAT ?? just for good luck
WHY did you do THAT ?? just for good luck
by michael foolsley September 11, 2022
Get the just for good luck mug.the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)
i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
Get the health food law mug.one says this along with making 'whipping noises' when the mind has 'gone blank', or is in mental neutral.
a process of moving the mind along, as if you were a cowboy rounding up strays, or dealing with a stubborn mule! -you would be, too!, you would be a mental cowboy trying to get stray thought/s 'back with the herd'
-basically, a way to stall for time while you try to get the thought back! people always are like, huh? wha?
a process of moving the mind along, as if you were a cowboy rounding up strays, or dealing with a stubborn mule! -you would be, too!, you would be a mental cowboy trying to get stray thought/s 'back with the herd'
-basically, a way to stall for time while you try to get the thought back! people always are like, huh? wha?
dave was looking at the menu at foolsley's, when he suddenly said; 'get along mind!' and was making whipping noises!
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
Get the get along mind! mug.crowded ANYTHING! highways, stores, streets, e.t.c.!! B & M means bodies n' (or) and (or) in machines. -saying one experienced a high B & M factor, means they experienced a situation where the ratio of bodies~machines~space was EXTREMELY out of balance!!
joe: don't drive the van wyck thruway!!, the high B & M factor is hugely punishing!!
overpopulation often has one experiencing a high B & M factor!!
the holidays specialize in extremely high B & M factor EVERYWHERE!!, -think i'll only buy online!
judy 'did' (pick a name!) in the storeroom, as they waited for the high B & M factor to subside...
overpopulation often has one experiencing a high B & M factor!!
the holidays specialize in extremely high B & M factor EVERYWHERE!!, -think i'll only buy online!
judy 'did' (pick a name!) in the storeroom, as they waited for the high B & M factor to subside...
by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
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