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a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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thinking one is going to get sex, only to find out they are DEAD WRONG!
i THOUGHT i was going to "crack that crotch" , but i was re-educated !
by michael foolsley August 19, 2023
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bulk never rests

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like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging

IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests

lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !

jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
by michael foolsley July 6, 2023
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sport food

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'food' that has little health value: chips, ice cream, candy, cheetos , "processed" meats , bread, e.t.c...
you want to stay for dinner? (response:) do you have any sport food ?

i had plenty of food, but no sport food !

jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !
by michael foolsley May 3, 2023
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mudice

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or; mud ice ! some late winter early spring terrain (usually sloped/angled) having both the slippery characteristics

of BOTH ! , but unable to make up it's mind if it is mid , OR ice ! , and exhibiting the characteristics of BOTH !!
commonly found by an UNLUCKY/unwary human in temp. just above 32° , -stuff is TREACHEROUS !! , out to put a human DOWN !!
jim: what's wrong with your leg ?? aj: i slipped on some f**kng mudice, and sprained my KNEE !

my "party doll" took a tumble on some mudice, in a CAST now !!

gosh darned if she didn't just hurt herself on some mudice !
by michael foolsley March 20, 2023
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manufacturing facility

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or: 'production facility' ! , factory !
ie: the FEMALE !! the 'maker' of....MORE HUMANS !!
let's go to the pickup bar , i need to find a manufacturing facility !

there's ONLY eight billion people !! , NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH HUMANS !!

i like to "pump slop" , but in a manufacturing facility, appears to be UNWISE !

societal law (AND the CHURCH!) states: YOU (the male) MUST PUMP SLOP IN A manufacturing facility !!

manufacturing facility was NOT published ! , i went out to seek same !!
by michael foolsley March 10, 2023
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petros

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the 'religion' that worships PETROLEUM and the internal combustion engine

-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !

petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
john: got me a new stinkmobile ! ace: joined the petros, did you ??

petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!

i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2023
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