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food -the concept of processing the food through the intestines, eventually pushing the remnant/s out the buttle (butt hole)
what gave birth to this statement, was being asked if i'd gotten any 'hay for my donkey' when i was an up and coming (rarely) 'workman' by older, (give a young guy a hard time) "rednecks"...
-finding myself hungry, i might realize i need something to push through my buttle!
what gave birth to this statement, was being asked if i'd gotten any 'hay for my donkey' when i was an up and coming (rarely) 'workman' by older, (give a young guy a hard time) "rednecks"...
-finding myself hungry, i might realize i need something to push through my buttle!
ah smoked these muggles, now me need something to push through my buttle...
almost a shame to push that beluga through me buttle!
i say! by chance, would you join me in the ritual pre pushing of something through the buttle?
almost a shame to push that beluga through me buttle!
i say! by chance, would you join me in the ritual pre pushing of something through the buttle?
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the push through my buttle mug.CHOCOLATE -an oral 'treat'; as is cunnilingus! though 'CHAW' clit suggests roughness, it remains oral based! one doesn't necessarily 'chaw' (or chew) a clitoris, the wise person utilizes more of a tongue-caress.
upon experiencing the explosive results of this, the question of 'goodness' and/or validity of a 'ramming penis' seems desirable to the male only! -the emphasis of the tongue as regards to lesbians, should provide a masters degree education for the male.
AS a male, 'ramming to oblivion' DOES carry a bit of 'charm' but, as a would-be "gentleman", i like to 'mix-it-up'!!! -besides NOBODY deserves to go home unhappy!!
-NOW, time 4 some CHAW CLIT!!
upon experiencing the explosive results of this, the question of 'goodness' and/or validity of a 'ramming penis' seems desirable to the male only! -the emphasis of the tongue as regards to lesbians, should provide a masters degree education for the male.
AS a male, 'ramming to oblivion' DOES carry a bit of 'charm' but, as a would-be "gentleman", i like to 'mix-it-up'!!! -besides NOBODY deserves to go home unhappy!!
-NOW, time 4 some CHAW CLIT!!
he ate a piece of chaw clit while dreaming of lapping clit!
this chaw clits' almost as good as realclit!!
me like to lick you like chaw clit (subliminal message! and/or pickup line!)
this chaw clits' almost as good as realclit!!
me like to lick you like chaw clit (subliminal message! and/or pickup line!)
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the chaw clit mug.MEAT!,MEAT!,MEAT!,MEAT! maybe with some pizza thrown in, or eye-talian! meat prepared ANY style! -usually actual beast, not beast 'parts', as in 'soul food'
i stayed with some vegetarians, and couldn't wait to get me some white soul food!!
i was trying to go 'vegetarian' until i started 'jonesin' for some white soul food!
that bird seed and tofu just ain't make it, ah need me some white soul food.
i was trying to go 'vegetarian' until i started 'jonesin' for some white soul food!
that bird seed and tofu just ain't make it, ah need me some white soul food.
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the white soul food mug.i checked for my potential definition in urban dictionary and abandoned it, three different people had put it like a jewel, i couldn't beat that!
he handled that business deal like a jewel
her bare glands gave good air; like jewels
that emerald shined like a jewel
that tool worked like a jewel
he handled that business deal like a jewel
her bare glands gave good air; like jewels
that emerald shined like a jewel
that tool worked like a jewel
by michael foolsley February 2, 2010
Get the like a jewel mug.two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!
after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!
by michael foolsley February 2, 2010
Get the parallel appetites mug.the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!
looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law
he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!
only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law
she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!
only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law
she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
Get the groomer's law mug.the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!
haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!
-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)
mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)
mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
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