michael foolsley's definitions
defecation -a 'def' that tries to exit the toilet bowl sideways, causing double thickness and extending the joy of its' visit for a second flush.
cut me a flop and tried to flush, but it was a fucking folder! i had to baby-sit it for another go-round!
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
Get the folder mug.varieties of tribal expression, music being a universal language still has dialects only spoken by certain tribes
this should be considered by a 'music nazi'!!!!!
this should be considered by a 'music nazi'!!!!!
that death metal just isn't a musical dialect i speak
that slick nashville 'country' is an odd dialect
that slick nashville 'country' is an odd dialect
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the musical dialect mug.musing on a friend who became a "domestic artiste" (mother, whose 'medium' is male effluent)
one could state: she's in manufacturing !
one could state: she's in manufacturing !
whatever happened to jane ? response: she's in manufacturing !
she's in manufacturing now! , pumpin' 'em out! , used to slam people's urban dick submissions !
she's in manufacturing ! response: there can NEVER be enough humans !!
she's in manufacturing now! , pumpin' 'em out! , used to slam people's urban dick submissions !
she's in manufacturing ! response: there can NEVER be enough humans !!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
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Get the babys head mug.study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)
why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!
they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.
one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!
they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.
one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!
by michael foolsley February 8, 2010
Get the advanced cretinism mug.one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!
wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
Get the caught the cancer mug.an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !
jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
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