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pick-up bar

gathering place for humans where emphasis is placed on alcohol, as well as the "zipless fuck", or 'extreme' 'sport' fucking.
took home a 'chick' from the pick-up bar, but later discovered a cock and balls!

lets' surrey down to the pick-up bar and 'shop' some fresh meat!!

caught the crabs from a pick-up bar chick!
by michael foolsley August 13, 2010
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string

long 'thread' of ejaculate -perhaps with some 'pearls'
the string he left later transformed into a snail trail

the string of 'hot sauce' he discharged had its' tims on, ready for 'work'!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
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concrete ashtray

pile of cigarette butts sitting by the curb at the stoplight
look at at that concrete ashtray!...yo, earth a toilet!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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she's in manufacturing

musing on a friend who became a "domestic artiste" (mother, whose 'medium' is male effluent)
one could state: she's in manufacturing !
whatever happened to jane ? response: she's in manufacturing !

she's in manufacturing now! , pumpin' 'em out! , used to slam people's urban dick submissions !

she's in manufacturing ! response: there can NEVER be enough humans !!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
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babys head

a turd emerging into outside air
i made it to the bowl just as the babys head came out

i blew one and felt the babys head
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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advanced cretinism

study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)
why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!

they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.

one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!
by michael foolsley February 8, 2010
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summon the hot drops

ejaculation, -the 'calling' (and churning!) of the male 'butter'
after the pickup bar rebuff, his only recourse was to go off and summon the hot drops!

she was vigorously grinding him, trying to summon the hot drops!

he was burning in hell trying to summon the hot drops
by michael foolsley July 25, 2010
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