buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??
-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
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a "pure" sex experience without the (required) 'manufacturing' of others! , invitation of: the "company who wouldn't LEAVE"!
a "pure" sex experience without the (required) 'manufacturing' of others! , invitation of: the "company who wouldn't LEAVE"!
we were "churning and burning", when she stated , go ahead and CUM ! i felt an INTENSE wave of peace, freedom and JOY !
she said, go ahead and CUM ! , i was OVERJOYED! , i FLOODED her tubing !!
she said, go ahead and CUM ! , i was OVERJOYED! , i FLOODED her tubing !!
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just got merged! -i'm heading out to foolsley's to get me some damn dungs!!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
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she was so fresh faced and seemingly innocent, it would have been hard to imagine the grinding she was capable of administering!!
even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!
even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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ah blowed me a big flop, now i need custodial care!!
my poor dead, grandma needed a lot of custodial care
this dung is going to require custodial care
my poor dead, grandma needed a lot of custodial care
this dung is going to require custodial care
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