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new ageist

1. Used to describe individuals who discriminate against others who are not overly focused on self improvement.

2. The act of looking down on people who do not practice yoga, eat organic, and believe in energy fields.
My date late night was a disaster because the guy is completely new ageist. He is seriously opposed to dating girls who are not into meditation and eating sprouts.
by Lotusflower February 8, 2007
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Organically Overlap

Term used by new age and/or granola types to describe an accidental meeting or spending time together without previously having made a plan.
I have yoga later, but we will probably organically overlap at one of the greenpeace meetings.

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Jenika did not want to make a specific plan to see him again, although she was open to organically overlapping with him sometime in the future.
by Lotusflower February 16, 2007
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Player-Stayer Complex

Psychological term describing a woman who wants her man to be simultaneously: a) charming and unavailable and b) completely committed. Basically, the woman's version of the madonna-whore complex. Leads to perpetual state of dissatisfaction with men.
Jennifer has a total Player-Stayer complex. She either goes for nice guys and gets bored, or goes for total sleazes and is disgusted. Good luck finding her a man!
by Lotusflower February 15, 2007
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Pacing Error

Common mistake made in dating whereby one party tries to move the relationship forward too quickly.
Martin said he loved her on the second date. What a major Pacing Error. She would have gone out with him again, but now she is really creeped out.
by Lotusflower February 15, 2007
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platonic energy

Used to describe a lack of romantic chemistry. Term most often used by new age or granola types.
After their date, the yoga instructor told Sandy that he felt they had good platonic energy, but that he did not feel a romantic connection.
by Lotusflower February 16, 2007
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new agey

Adjective used to describe a new age type individual, i.e., someone who has a crystals collection, has many self-improvement books, believes in alternative medicine, practices yoga and meditation, eats organic, wears socks and sandals, and/or believes in auras and energy fields. Can also be used to describe new age practices.
I was set up with this guy, but he was way too new agey. He took me out to a vegan restaurant and insisted that I close my eyes and feel his energy fields. Is he for real?!?
by Lotusflower February 19, 2007
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inner nerd

The nerdy part of a person's personality. Includes any geeky or dorky qualities that may be hidden from the outer world. For example, one's inner nerd may become excited about science fiction novels.
It is probably healthiest to learn to accept and love your inner nerd. So what if you like science fiction books and documentaries on marsupials. That's what makes you unique!
by lotusflower February 24, 2007
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