Vag Wax

The natural 'juices' that are found inside the vagina or panty hamster

I gave her the finger and got it covered in vag wax

by Link December 10, 2004

douche

Randy Solem's favorite insult.

Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!

by Link June 25, 2004

retarded animal babies

THE FUNNIEST FUCKIN' CARTOON ON THE NET!

www.newgrounds.com/collections/rab.html

"Yippy-ki-yay, motherfuckers!" *shoots AK*

by Link February 14, 2004

Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'

"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again

by Link December 08, 2004

maddox.xmission.com

It owns you.

Maddox is Ruler of the Universe, and you know it.

by Link June 25, 2004

hamster

The squirrels' cohorts in world domination.

They're trying to take over the fuckin' world, I tell ya, I swear to God...

by Link January 23, 2005

Spam Javelin

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

by Link December 08, 2004