link's definitions

douche

Randy Solem's favorite insult.

Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!

by Link June 25, 2004

retarded animal babies

THE FUNNIEST FUCKIN' CARTOON ON THE NET!

www.newgrounds.com/collections/rab.html

"Yippy-ki-yay, motherfuckers!" *shoots AK*

by Link February 14, 2004

damn it

Another example of how idiots spell "dammit." You only say "damn it" if you are saying something like, "Damn it all to hell."

No example needed.

by Link May 2, 2004

Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'

"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again

by Link December 8, 2004

maddox.xmission.com

It owns you.

Maddox is Ruler of the Universe, and you know it.

by Link June 25, 2004

Panty hamster

Another word or for a vagina. 'Quivering' can be added in front of for good effect.

What a nice panty hamster

by Link December 8, 2004

Vag Wax

The natural 'juices' that are found inside the vagina or panty hamster

I gave her the finger and got it covered in vag wax

by Link December 10, 2004