kevin's definitions

honeymoon

It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which eventually came to be known as the honeymoon.

Credit - www.alaskanbeer.com

by Kevin May 26, 2005

pop 'n' fresh

Defines a well-rounded (litterally) individual, who is significantly crap at artwork.

When was the last time you gave greg a poke?

Mini-Greg

by Kevin December 5, 2003

Road Apple

A person who looks like they have been living on the road. Hippie

That girl is such a road apple, she has hairy armpits and bad body odor.

by Kevin June 2, 2004

right nut

The often left out brother of left nut

I'd cut off my left nut to see that!(Totally forgotten)

by Kevin January 4, 2005

sketchpad

used tampon

"go eat a sketchpad"

by kevin January 7, 2004

shitzuh

brittany lane's breed of dog

brittany has 7 shitzuhs left

by kevin March 27, 2003

shlep

noun.

A person who is incapable of performing even the most basic of tasks.

"Don't ask Joe for directions. He is a total shlep and will fuck it all to hell."

by kevin December 16, 2003