wtfas

abbreviation for "what the fuck and shit." also see wtf.

she had sex with your mom? wtfas!?

by jordan March 07, 2004

hacky sack

Best time killing game ever invented and is very usefull when trying to fuck with teachers ect. at school.

Lets go play hack in the hall during lunch untill we get kicked out and have to go to another hallway.

by jordan May 08, 2004

north america

Clearly the most impressive continent on earth and clearly the most powerful. The U.S has the power, Canada has the natural resources, and Mexico has the sweat shop labour all readily available

Fuck everyone else, we own you all.

by Jordan August 19, 2004

Cheese

the act of hanging out with another person

Hey, so do you wanna come over and cheese later on?

by jordan March 29, 2005

Dicktree

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.

Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"

by Jordan September 29, 2004

Shamrock

(n.)Anything that is passed off as being true Rock n' Roll, but which a majority of people believe otherwise. Fig 1. Limp Bizkit. See also: Creed.

The bar was playing Creed? Now that's one kind of shamrock I don't want on St. Patrick's day.

by jordan March 17, 2005

green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan January 17, 2004