a hearty stew consisting of the taxonomy mammailia stuffed, filled, basted, and ingested and filtered throught the digestive track of a whale (preferabbly sperm).
by Jordan January 21, 2004
1.)To become a homosexual Pedophile after violently gang banging a DILF.
2.) One who gives up his sexual profile to become a Homosexual Pedophile
3.)Liking New Found Glory making you a Homosexual Pedophile
2.) One who gives up his sexual profile to become a Homosexual Pedophile
3.)Liking New Found Glory making you a Homosexual Pedophile
1.) Dude 1"Sorry dude I can't go rapewith someones Dad tonight"
Dude2 "Why not?"
Dude1 "I'm a Homosexual Pedophile now"
2.) I'm sick of dead people, I think I'll go molest little children of the same sex at the park
3.)New Found Glory rocks! To bad I like little boys instead of ditzy blonde dads.
Dude2 "Why not?"
Dude1 "I'm a Homosexual Pedophile now"
2.) I'm sick of dead people, I think I'll go molest little children of the same sex at the park
3.)New Found Glory rocks! To bad I like little boys instead of ditzy blonde dads.
by Jordan February 05, 2003
A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.
by Jordan October 26, 2004
Founded by Jordan, Hershel, and Nicos. Originated in the city of El Paso, Texas. The cock block squad is notorious for their extreme ability to cock block any one at any moment. Diego is a prime victim.
Bro, did you see Diego and Adriana hooking up? Of course Not! I cockblocked the fucking shit out of them!
by Jordan April 11, 2005
Male excrement that ejects itself at high velocities towards its female (sometimes male, sometimes beast) target
by Jordan June 13, 2003
by Jordan January 09, 2004
(n.)Anything that is passed off as being true Rock n' Roll, but which a majority of people believe otherwise. Fig 1. Limp Bizkit. See also: Creed.
by jordan March 17, 2005