jordan's definitions

whorida

Someone in the "Dope Game"

That playas a "whorida" you need some?

by Jordan July 11, 2004

Ninny Grannet

A ninny grannet is a slightly variated form of ninny (a simpleton or fool). While not as insulting as ninny, ninny grannet implies more fustration, sillyness and outright comic stupidity to the person its being directed.

John and I were playing Halo for X-box when he totally killed my ass with a rocket launcher. "Ninny Grannet!" I exclaimed with fustration, as I waited to respawn.

by Jordan February 29, 2004

not at all

Meaning not in a million years.
Made popular by a certain group of students at St.Mary's College of Maryland

My friend: "You should watch Gigli, it's not as bad as everyone said"

Me:"Not at all!"

by jordan March 23, 2005

fukinrainbow

Something you say after almost being killed by a Ford Ranger.

That fukinrainbow!

by Jordan August 17, 2003

Thom Yorke

(Noun) The eccentric ADHD mastermind behind the hit band Radiohead.
(Verb) To do something completely genius, yet socially awkward.

Use (1) as a noun:
Girl #1: Isn't Thom York the sexiest guy to come out of England?
Girl #2: He would be if he wasn't so weird.
Girl #1: Yeah.

Use (2) as a noun:

Man, Alex so just pulled a Thom York when he started flopping around in front of that huge group of people.


Use (1) as a verb:

Last night at that dance party I think I pulled a muscle because I Thom Yorked too much.

Use (2) as a verb:
Thom Yorking is dangerous in confined areas.

by Jordan May 16, 2004

dreeg

Any animal, preferably a house pet, especially a dog or cat.

"So what'd you do today?"
"Well I had lunch with Benjamin, walked Dreegs, then went to Sears"

by Jordan February 18, 2004

cyncyrie

Seems calm and shy around people she doesn't like.

Why is that kid so cyncyrie around you?

by Jordan May 7, 2004