jordan's definitions

Elizibeth

Girl with huge tits and has sex daily.

Did you see that girl Elizibeth, she had huge boobs.

by Jordan June 9, 2004

vaccuum

When said silently, appears as though you're saying "fuck you."

The antonym of elephant shoes

When I politely asked my deaf co-worker to get the vaccuum, she didn't talk to me for a week.

by Jordan May 9, 2004

Aunt Jamima

When a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. Although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.

"I can't believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! That is the first aunt jamima I have had since I was a young child."

by Jordan January 4, 2004

punjabjab

a slang PUT DOWN to indians

tha silly punjabjab jus pushed in

by jordan July 27, 2003

Urn

Steals stuff, mostly ashtrays. Narcs on Proctor and Wall of Styrofoam to best friend warnica about sideshow.(see warnica)

Urn narc'ed on us and he stole my ashtray. Urn is an asshole.

by jordan December 8, 2003

mo

Short for homo, which is short for homosexual.

My roommate andy is a huge mo.

by Jordan March 10, 2005

money mouth

someone who loves whirlled peas and faggots

man savannah is such a money mouth

by jordan September 6, 2004