jordan's definitions

Dicktree

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.

Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"

by Jordan September 29, 2004

chieftain

Think about holding the blunt for an extended period of time beyond the first and second exhale. A member of chief mode.

"cough,chieftain,cough!"
"CHEIFTAIN"
"Stop chiefing"
"Are you comfortable, chief?"

by Jordan May 13, 2005

Bogg

A person whom you like to make fun of. See petrified turd. See also aunt jamima

Why are you looking at Bogg?

by Jordan January 8, 2004

wtd

what the deuce

wtd is your problem

by jordan May 26, 2004

Timsmom

A bitch ass hoe who likes to suck on my big fat nuts

Whores
Slutts
Bitches
Douchers

by Jordan February 25, 2003

It stank up in this bitch.

There is a very bad smell in the building/structure you're currently in.

Jessica: What is that smell?
Jordan: Yeah! It stank up in this bitch.

by Jordan June 18, 2006

sinjamin

1-Any person who is of less than desireable social value, or displays characteristics generally posessed by the aforementioned variety of people.
2-(exclamation) a saying that expresses distaste for an object or event.

1- "did you meet katie's new boyfriend?"
"yeah, that chris vokes kid? what a sinjamin"

2- "yo dude, i cant make the Bills game, I have to take my girlfrend out"
"SINJAMIN!!!"

by Jordan April 12, 2004