jordan's definitions

gooey gilatine

when someone sticks there intire head into a womans vagina hints "gooey gilatine"

by Jordan October 20, 2003

Gooey Gilatine

when u stick ur entire head in a womans vagina

by Jordan October 20, 2003

knock

to tell on someone

person 1: im grounded because my parents found out that i stole gum from the gas station.
person 2: i didnt knock on you.

by jordan October 30, 2003

FLK

Whats FLK? Whats FLK you ask? Its quite simple actually...FLK is Funny Lookin Kid!

FLK a.k.a. Alex Shiano

by Jordan November 7, 2003

braces

big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment

"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.

by Jordan November 14, 2003

rusty bomber

when someone takes a huge dump on your chest

i sure could go for a "rusty bomber"right about now.

by jordan November 16, 2003

UCF

University of
Central
Florida

A hard ass school that takes forever to graduate from.

Friend: "My sister is going to UCF next year, can you tell hre how you liked it there?"

Me: "Liked? Im still there"

Friend: "But its been 6 years"

Me: "I know! And Im still a junior!"

by Jordan November 16, 2003