jordan's definitions

styles

the attitude or self image portrade in a certain gang or group belonging to.

missy:yo, wuz ur style gurl?
marie:im representing tha HORI STYLES

by jordan July 27, 2003

pooker

Some crazy expression used in a dumbass Aerosmith song called Darkness. Stigmatic's song called darkenss is 1000 times better.

I am scared of pookers so ill visit www.stigmaticband.com

by Jordan March 15, 2004

oil

Something Canada has plenty of. With over 2 trillion barrels of oil and about 300 billion barrels of which are recoverable in the Alberta Tar Sands, Canada now has the largest oil reserve in the world. At our current rate of global consumption- we consume about 75 million barrels of oil per day. With about 1.3 trillion barrels of known oil reserves in the world that consumption rate leaves us with about 40 years worth of gas guzzlin' pleasure.

Can you say fucked beyond comprehensible belief?

by Jordan October 11, 2004

assponey

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

by jordan May 2, 2004

flem pop (inhale)

The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)

Gotta have my pops.

by Jordan January 4, 2004

dreeg

Any animal, preferably a house pet, especially a dog or cat.

"So what'd you do today?"
"Well I had lunch with Benjamin, walked Dreegs, then went to Sears"

by Jordan February 18, 2004

cyncyrie

Seems calm and shy around people she doesn't like.

Why is that kid so cyncyrie around you?

by Jordan May 7, 2004