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bobby dazzler

A fart that is raspy and tickles the anus when released.
"My dear, that was a bobby dazzler of a fart."
OR
"Wow, that was a wet bobby dazzler!"
by Jordan January 4, 2004
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asoue

"A Series of Unfortunate Events." The most nefarious book series in the world. All hail Lemony Snicket.
She read ASOUE ten times.
by Jordan February 15, 2004
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Science Hill High School

The most racist fighting pot smoking thinking they are crunk non-virginous school. and in the middle of freakin nowhere covered in gum.
Guy: I got to science hill high school.
Girl: omg(walking away)
guy: Man, why do i have to be from such a stupid town?
by Jordan March 18, 2005
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Poring

A small, pink, blob like creature in the MMORPG Ragnarok Online. This creature was made to resemble the the classic weakest enemy of many RPGs, the slime. Very easy to and is usually the first monster a player ever kills. There are a few stronger forms of this monster such as the Poporing and the Angelring. This monster will earn you 1 base Exp. and 1 job Exp. per kill. Another characteristic of the poring is its ability to pick up nearby items on the ground and stores them inside it's self till a person kills it, which then every item it has taken in shall fall to the ground leaving them available for that person to pick up.
" Nooo, that poring just ate my Baphomet Card! ;-; "
by Jordan December 29, 2004
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gooey gilatine

when someone sticks there intire head into a womans vagina hints "gooey gilatine"
by Jordan October 20, 2003
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Zozing

Jason is actually quite off base and I was offended just reading his definition. Jordan, in fact, agrees with Rhykeey (Rih-key) in the defining of the term "zozing." According to both Jordan and Rhykeey, zozing is a synonym for the term study halling.
While waiting to drink with Ryan and Zoe, Rhykeey and Jordan grew increasingly impatient with the zozing occurring in Ryan's room.
by Jordan February 13, 2005
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vegetto

a moron on the computer
16:53 <SSVegetto> that was the old vegetto 16:53 <SSVegetto> im a super saiya-jin now 16:53 <SSVegetto> more advance more smarter
by Jordan September 27, 2004
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