Definitions by jordan
dopefly
a combinnation of the words, dope and fly. it is used when something is so awsome that it cannot be called dope or fly so they are put together to explain the true greatness of what it is.
cock block squad
Founded by Jordan, Hershel, and Nicos. Originated in the city of El Paso, Texas. The cock block squad is notorious for their extreme ability to cock block any one at any moment. Diego is a prime victim.
Bro, did you see Diego and Adriana hooking up? Of course Not! I cockblocked the fucking shit out of them!
cock block squad by Jordan April 10, 2005
moose club
when having intercourse with a woman from behind, you put your hands ontop of your head like a moose and keep going for ten seconds without the woman knowing what you are doing, then you are in the secret society that is, the moose club.
moose club by jordan April 9, 2005
britney spears
Defined as the pinnacle of pop music and everything beautiful in this day in age. From the year 1998 until now Britney has done nothing but amaze and entertain. She's beautiful, talented, and funny. She is truly an idol that everyone can be proud of. I don't care who you are, or whether or not you listen to her music, you have to admit, she's got charm.
Remember the 2000 VMA Striptease?
That was effing marvelous. Sexy, provacative, and entertaining. AMAZING.
That was effing marvelous. Sexy, provacative, and entertaining. AMAZING.
britney spears by Jordan April 7, 2005