jordan's definitions

preppie

a bitch who thinks that they are a god because the wear gay ass american asshole and abercrombie and bitch you know stuff like that

i suck dick because im a preppie

by jordan March 7, 2004

invictuz

A pathetic fatass who sits on his computer all day eating burger king and trying to tell himself to ignore all the fat comments her receives. He one day hopes to control the burger king empire, so he doed not have to pay for the 30 burgers he eats a day. One day he is to realize he has no friends and will commit suicide.

invic is one fat motha fucka

by jordan December 12, 2004

lowbagging

when a guy crams his nuts into someone elses ass. like teabagging, only in the ass.

derived from lowbag

"so i heard he was lowbagging some dude and the guy shat all over his nuts."

by jordan March 22, 2005

Foogle Mungler

1.)To become a homosexual Pedophile after violently gang banging a DILF.
2.) One who gives up his sexual profile to become a Homosexual Pedophile
3.)Liking New Found Glory making you a Homosexual Pedophile

1.) Dude 1"Sorry dude I can't go rapewith someones Dad tonight"
Dude2 "Why not?"
Dude1 "I'm a Homosexual Pedophile now"
2.) I'm sick of dead people, I think I'll go molest little children of the same sex at the park
3.)New Found Glory rocks! To bad I like little boys instead of ditzy blonde dads.

by Jordan February 4, 2003

green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan June 11, 2006

diggy

Extremely cheesy -- cheesy to the max. It can also describe a kind of sour smell that smells like a cheese tree.

"It smells diggy out here."
"That joke was so diggy."

by Jordan February 18, 2005

crapassination

crapping your ass inside out and spilling your bodily fluids from your bum

When you crap your ass inside out

by jordan November 17, 2003