jordan's definitions

titay

A boobie...ha ha i said boobie.

She has some big ass titay's.

by Jordan July 13, 2004

hair band

an 1980's musical band

Poison, Bon Jovi, Guns N Roses

by Jordan July 14, 2004

no business

When you get violated and shout this, which pretty much means, "Oh no you don't!"

(Lana mauls Jordan with licks and pretty much molests the poor boy)
"NO BUSINESS!"

by Jordan July 23, 2004

savik

1. a retartd person who plays quake
2. a gay person who plays quake
3. an off the hook person who plays quake
4. a nut case
5. one who yells for fun.
6. a person who hates everyone and everything

1. saviktaco
2. saviktaco
3. saviktaco

by Jordan August 11, 2004

Savik

a retartded person who palys quake
a homosexualy person who plays quake
a gaunt fighter
a tight a** MOFO

savik savik savik taco

by Jordan August 11, 2004

fnoork

v. a word used to describe the sound made whilst spewing your mountain dew, through your nose, onto your keyboard, during a fit of unwitting laughter. Also "fnrk", a quicker more abrubt fnoork.

"For an exciting change of pace, you should watch baseball"

"*FNOORK*!"

by Jordan August 16, 2004

Retail rock

n. The music that is played in a corporate retail chain in order to influence the buying habits of customers. Although Retail rock varies from store to store, one thing remains consistant: the music, like the products found in the store at which it is played, is fake mass-produced garbage that must be avoided at all costs.

(1) While browsing in CVS, Barbra noticed the song playing over the store's radio was 'I Don't Want to Wait' by Paula Cole. She immediately bought several packs of Q-tips.

(2) Ashley's boyfriend watied outside Abercrombie & Fitch while she shopped for the latest fall fashions; he could hear 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer blearing over the store's speakers, and he didn't like it.

by Jordan August 17, 2004