jordan's definitions

Disturbed

Good band.No matter what your opinions are.just a plain good band

Prayer,Down with the sickness

by jordan January 31, 2004

styles

the attitude or self image portrade in a certain gang or group belonging to.

missy:yo, wuz ur style gurl?
marie:im representing tha HORI STYLES

by jordan July 27, 2003

blackie

A white person who pretends that they are black

Eminem is suck a blackie

by Jordan April 7, 2003

Thom Yorke

(Noun) The eccentric ADHD mastermind behind the hit band Radiohead.
(Verb) To do something completely genius, yet socially awkward.

Use (1) as a noun:
Girl #1: Isn't Thom York the sexiest guy to come out of England?
Girl #2: He would be if he wasn't so weird.
Girl #1: Yeah.

Use (2) as a noun:

Man, Alex so just pulled a Thom York when he started flopping around in front of that huge group of people.


Use (1) as a verb:

Last night at that dance party I think I pulled a muscle because I Thom Yorked too much.

Use (2) as a verb:
Thom Yorking is dangerous in confined areas.

by Jordan May 16, 2004

dreeg

Any animal, preferably a house pet, especially a dog or cat.

"So what'd you do today?"
"Well I had lunch with Benjamin, walked Dreegs, then went to Sears"

by Jordan February 18, 2004

VFD

Secret organization from a series of unfortunate events, asoue. V stands for Volunteer. The books have yet to reveal the entire and true meaning, but so far there are theories that include 'volunteer fire department' or 'volunteer fire detectives.'

When we drive away in secret
You'll be a Volunteer
So don't scream when we take you,
The World Is Quiet Here

by Jordan February 15, 2004

oil

Something Canada has plenty of. With over 2 trillion barrels of oil and about 300 billion barrels of which are recoverable in the Alberta Tar Sands, Canada now has the largest oil reserve in the world. At our current rate of global consumption- we consume about 75 million barrels of oil per day. With about 1.3 trillion barrels of known oil reserves in the world that consumption rate leaves us with about 40 years worth of gas guzzlin' pleasure.

Can you say fucked beyond comprehensible belief?

by Jordan October 11, 2004