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trailer park boys

A popular mockumentary about the lives of ex-convicts between prison terms. The main characters are Ricky, Julian, Bubbles and Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor, along with Randy, Ray, Cory, Trevor, Sarah, Lucy and J-ROC.

The show airs Sunday nights at 9 and Thursday nights at 9:30 on Showcase in Canada. It is currently in it's fourth season. It also airs on BBC America, however, the show is bleeped and edited, because of the swearing and content. Cocksuckers.

"Trailer Park Boys are the latest incarnation of a Canadian cultural classic." - The Globe and Mail

by Jordan May 13, 2004

d-day

Canadian, British, and American armies landed on Gold, Juno, Sword, Utah, and Omaha beaches in northern France in attempt to breach the German defences protecting their western flank. Unfortunately for the mother fucking Nazi's, our bad ass Westerners knocked them the fuck out. About 110 000 soldiers landed on June 6th 1994 and about 10 000 became casualties. The Americans had particular difficulty securing Omaha beach where German defences mowed down their soldiers with supressive machine gun, mortar and airial fire.
Luckily for us, we fucking rock and we rocked those fudge packing Nazi's all the way back to Berlin and squeezed them between the left ass cheek of the Canadians, British, and Americans and right ass cheek of the Russians.

FUCK YOU ADOLF HITLER!

Nazi: Hey look, it's the Canadians
Nazi 2: Hey look it's the British
Nazi 3: Hey look it's the Americans
Nazi 4: Hey look we're gonna fucking die!

Adolf Hitler: Give me Canadian men and American equipment and I'll win the war.


Canada rules!

I purpose for the unification of America and Canada to become the "United Sates of North America"....we'll take over the world.

by Jordan January 6, 2004

dekine

1 Awesome in video games (Halo2 is most common) can also be linked with "gosu".

2 A disciple of Pro4

1 You are dekine at Halo2

2 Dekine is a great swordsman

by Jordan March 3, 2005

kneegar

Another word for nigger, one that may not get u shot in the hood. but ur ass kicked all the same.

you kneegar get away from my car. Tim Chen is a kneegar.

by Jordan February 29, 2004

moose club

when having intercourse with a woman from behind, you put your hands ontop of your head like a moose and keep going for ten seconds without the woman knowing what you are doing, then you are in the secret society that is, the moose club.

last night i banged this girl and i got in the moose club.

by jordan April 9, 2005

mo

Short for homo, which is short for homosexual.

My roommate andy is a huge mo.

by Jordan March 10, 2005

shoot a juice

Similar to 'shooting a deuce', but instead of pissing you shoot you Man mayo, jizz, spulge, whatever.

D00d I'd like to shoot a juice in her face

by Jordan March 1, 2003