jordan's definitions

Plirnk

To eat a large object

Joey just plirnked that whole fucking turtle!

by Jordan January 28, 2005

azorn

Another word for "Awesome

That bike is so Azorn!

by Jordan January 28, 2005

asoue

"A Series of Unfortunate Events." The most nefarious book series in the world. All hail Lemony Snicket.

She read ASOUE ten times.

by Jordan February 15, 2004

cunniligus

this word does not exist... the proper term is cunnilingus

this guy has probably never engaged in cunnilingus

by Jordan June 15, 2004

bobby dazzler

A fart that is raspy and tickles the anus when released.

"My dear, that was a bobby dazzler of a fart."
OR
"Wow, that was a wet bobby dazzler!"

by Jordan January 4, 2004

mammalaya

a hearty stew consisting of the taxonomy mammailia stuffed, filled, basted, and ingested and filtered throught the digestive track of a whale (preferabbly sperm).

that's some chyaunt ass mammalaya

by Jordan January 20, 2004

Smat

Adjective used to describe someone of marked intelligence who lives in the North East United States.

Me and my buddy Mike took a history test on the Boston Tea Party. I got a 75% and he got a 93%. He's wicked smat.

by Jordan February 23, 2005