jordan's definitions

mep you?

A shortened version of "May I help you?" used by some non-English speaking fast food cashiers.

You: <walk up to register>
Cashier: mep you?

by Jordan September 30, 2004

Feeble Feedback

Farts that sound rough and tough. They may often have a thumpy consistency. But wait, there's more...okay...okay.

Hey there Mr. Feeble Feedback, check out aunt jamima while you're at it. Thanks yo.

by Jordan January 8, 2004

MedTurt

when andrew lavodie gets high and thinks hes a turtle with supper powers

go into medturt mode now go in your shell

by Jordan October 9, 2004

moose club

when having intercourse with a woman from behind, you put your hands ontop of your head like a moose and keep going for ten seconds without the woman knowing what you are doing, then you are in the secret society that is, the moose club.

last night i banged this girl and i got in the moose club.

by jordan April 9, 2005

clow

synonym for bro, someone who wears dickes with a famous stars and stap shirt and belt with stars all along it complimented by a huge belt buckle that is highly unnecessary

man that truck is fucking clow

by jordan January 18, 2005

kneegar

Another word for nigger, one that may not get u shot in the hood. but ur ass kicked all the same.

you kneegar get away from my car. Tim Chen is a kneegar.

by Jordan February 29, 2004

shoot a juice

Similar to 'shooting a deuce', but instead of pissing you shoot you Man mayo, jizz, spulge, whatever.

D00d I'd like to shoot a juice in her face

by Jordan March 1, 2003