219 definition by jordan

this word does not exist... the proper term is cunnilingus
this guy has probably never engaged in cunnilingus
by Jordan June 15, 2004

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The best band to hit chicago in a while. Who recently got signed to Victory records
The Pimped out playa band.
by Jordan April 03, 2005

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The best most brilliant and most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. She is an amazing musician and has the best politics in the publicized world. She has the voice of an angel, the heart of I don't know, but someone really really really good, and man she is fucking gorgeous.
Man, that Joan Baez is one awesome lady, we should all listen to her- both her music and her thoughts on life, we can sure learn a lot from her!
by jordan March 17, 2004

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Whe you can see a girls pussy through her pants?
Her camel toe is hott!
by Jordan February 08, 2005

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Calgary's finest biotch.
Fuck, not only is Alberta rich in natural resources... wait, ASS is a natural resource. Nevermind.
by Jordan October 14, 2004

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Best time killing game ever invented and is very usefull when trying to fuck with teachers ect. at school.
Lets go play hack in the hall during lunch untill we get kicked out and have to go to another hallway.
by jordan May 08, 2004

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VFD
Secret organization from a series of unfortunate events, asoue. V stands for Volunteer. The books have yet to reveal the entire and true meaning, but so far there are theories that include 'volunteer fire department' or 'volunteer fire detectives.'
When we drive away in secret
You'll be a Volunteer
So don't scream when we take you,
The World Is Quiet Here
by Jordan February 15, 2004

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