jordan's definitions

VFD

Secret organization from a series of unfortunate events, asoue. V stands for Volunteer. The books have yet to reveal the entire and true meaning, but so far there are theories that include 'volunteer fire department' or 'volunteer fire detectives.'

When we drive away in secret
You'll be a Volunteer
So don't scream when we take you,
The World Is Quiet Here

by Jordan February 15, 2004

lowbagging

when a guy crams his nuts into someone elses ass. like teabagging, only in the ass.

derived from lowbag

"so i heard he was lowbagging some dude and the guy shat all over his nuts."

by jordan March 22, 2005

Foogle Mungler

1.)To become a homosexual Pedophile after violently gang banging a DILF.
2.) One who gives up his sexual profile to become a Homosexual Pedophile
3.)Liking New Found Glory making you a Homosexual Pedophile

1.) Dude 1"Sorry dude I can't go rapewith someones Dad tonight"
Dude2 "Why not?"
Dude1 "I'm a Homosexual Pedophile now"
2.) I'm sick of dead people, I think I'll go molest little children of the same sex at the park
3.)New Found Glory rocks! To bad I like little boys instead of ditzy blonde dads.

by Jordan February 4, 2003

green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan June 11, 2006

crapassination

crapping your ass inside out and spilling your bodily fluids from your bum

When you crap your ass inside out

by jordan November 17, 2003

sinjamin

1-Any person who is of less than desireable social value, or displays characteristics generally posessed by the aforementioned variety of people.
2-(exclamation) a saying that expresses distaste for an object or event.

1- "did you meet katie's new boyfriend?"
"yeah, that chris vokes kid? what a sinjamin"

2- "yo dude, i cant make the Bills game, I have to take my girlfrend out"
"SINJAMIN!!!"

by Jordan April 12, 2004

jello biafra

Former lead singer of Dead Kennedys. Political activist, genius. Jello for pres.!! Supposedly an asshole. Who knows...Jello IS the fucking Dead Kennedys.

Jello = pure genius!
Yum...Jello.
Damn...Jello was hot!

by Jordan December 17, 2004