jordan's definitions

d-day

Canadian, British, and American armies landed on Gold, Juno, Sword, Utah, and Omaha beaches in northern France in attempt to breach the German defences protecting their western flank. Unfortunately for the mother fucking Nazi's, our bad ass Westerners knocked them the fuck out. About 110 000 soldiers landed on June 6th 1994 and about 10 000 became casualties. The Americans had particular difficulty securing Omaha beach where German defences mowed down their soldiers with supressive machine gun, mortar and airial fire.
Luckily for us, we fucking rock and we rocked those fudge packing Nazi's all the way back to Berlin and squeezed them between the left ass cheek of the Canadians, British, and Americans and right ass cheek of the Russians.

FUCK YOU ADOLF HITLER!

Nazi: Hey look, it's the Canadians
Nazi 2: Hey look it's the British
Nazi 3: Hey look it's the Americans
Nazi 4: Hey look we're gonna fucking die!

Adolf Hitler: Give me Canadian men and American equipment and I'll win the war.


Canada rules!

I purpose for the unification of America and Canada to become the "United Sates of North America"....we'll take over the world.

by Jordan January 6, 2004

dekine

1 Awesome in video games (Halo2 is most common) can also be linked with "gosu".

2 A disciple of Pro4

1 You are dekine at Halo2

2 Dekine is a great swordsman

by Jordan March 3, 2005

juicemobile

A slap on a wet fatman's back resulting in an incredibly loud juicy noise.

He slammed his hand onto the wet skin and a ringing juicemobile could be heard across the beach.

by Jordan March 28, 2004

Dude Rock

A genre of music that targets 13-21-year-old males who seek a Hard Rock sound, yet still seek such music through MTV-type outlets. Such music is given great care and concern when appealing to such an audience; thus it is often produced, analyzed, and marketed down to the finest deltail, giving it an air of high-production fakeness that one gets when watching a Hollywood Sitcom.

Tom thinks he's so cool with all those vintage clothes and that spiked hair; he's always claiming to be the king of underground music. But when we were in his car, he only played Dude Rock.

by Jordan February 28, 2004

trailer park boys

A popular mockumentary about the lives of ex-convicts between prison terms. The main characters are Ricky, Julian, Bubbles and Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor, along with Randy, Ray, Cory, Trevor, Sarah, Lucy and J-ROC.

The show airs Sunday nights at 9 and Thursday nights at 9:30 on Showcase in Canada. It is currently in it's fourth season. It also airs on BBC America, however, the show is bleeped and edited, because of the swearing and content. Cocksuckers.

"Trailer Park Boys are the latest incarnation of a Canadian cultural classic." - The Globe and Mail

by Jordan May 13, 2004

nery

an angry looking yet very friendly and sensitive person with black features (such as being very well endowed)

That girl be sleeping with a nery, and that's why she walking bowlegged!

by Jordan July 5, 2004

incall

When shopping for an "escort", incall means you go to them. As opposed tooutcall where they come to you.

Many escort ads reference "incall only".

by Jordan March 2, 2005