jordan's definitions
by Jordan December 12, 2003

by Jordan October 15, 2003

One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.
by Jordan January 4, 2004

by Jordan April 21, 2004

Male excrement that ejects itself at high velocities towards its female (sometimes male, sometimes beast) target
by Jordan June 13, 2003

by Jordan June 7, 2004

A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.
by Jordan October 26, 2004
