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Grandmas pie

The saggyest most disgusting vetran vagina that has seen the cum of a thousand days
Every day after school grandmas would be serving grandmas pie to the neighbors
by Jordan December 12, 2003
mugGet the Grandmas piemug.

gipped

I can't believe I got gipped so early in the game
by Jordan October 15, 2003
mugGet the gippedmug.

Turd Burgular

One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.
"Hey, that turd burgular stole my stool!"
by Jordan January 4, 2004
mugGet the Turd Burgularmug.

prostitutionalize

to get pimped or pimp slaped
"I'ma prostitutionalize you bitch"
by Jordan April 21, 2004
mugGet the prostitutionalizemug.

schpeech

Male excrement that ejects itself at high velocities towards its female (sometimes male, sometimes beast) target
Your schpeech is somewhat creamier tonight honey.
by Jordan June 13, 2003
mugGet the schpeechmug.

Spooky Underpants

Used by the Ancient Egyptians to describe un-natural underpants movement.
"My gosh Tutankhamun, look at those terrible spooky underpants outside, they are dancing"
by Jordan June 7, 2004
mugGet the Spooky Underpantsmug.

beanstache

A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.
by Jordan October 26, 2004
mugGet the beanstachemug.

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