jonesy's definitions

snapper

shaun michael canniffe of QLD

canniffe is a snapper

by jonesy May 6, 2004

Clock

something that tells you the time. When it a form capable of being worn on the wrist, it can help prevent you from being late.

Hurry up and keep your eye on the watch; the world end's at 6:00 PM sharp.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

Napkin

A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!

People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

Mooshi

A tomboy in a lil alaskan village.

Theres another "mooshi" on the run.

by jonesy November 25, 2003

Fucktard

The most overused "new" curse word.

The teenage punk rocker was calling people "fucktard" all day.

by jonesy December 16, 2004

Pepsi

Pop (or soda) that comes in different varieties. It is the main competetor with Coca-Cola, and a good alternative to heavy boozing.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.

I think I'll have a Pepsi.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

KSFH

Kelly's soooo Fuckin HOT!

There's this girl at work I'd love to fuck - KSFH

by Jonesy July 14, 2003