jonesy's definitions

BLAM

Buff Like A Mother F***er.

I don't need to go to the gym, cause I'm already BLAM.

by Jonesy December 22, 2004

Fucktard

The most overused "new" curse word.

The teenage punk rocker was calling people "fucktard" all day.

by jonesy December 16, 2004

Pepsi

Pop (or soda) that comes in different varieties. It is the main competetor with Coca-Cola, and a good alternative to heavy boozing.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.

I think I'll have a Pepsi.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

Napkin

A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!

People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

Clock

something that tells you the time. When it a form capable of being worn on the wrist, it can help prevent you from being late.

Hurry up and keep your eye on the watch; the world end's at 6:00 PM sharp.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

karol

A male name which originates from the Basque country in Spain. a typically attractive and irresistable guy, who lies 100% of the time.

what did you do last night? karol.

by jOneSy June 28, 2004

Irish handcuffs

when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.

Hemish O'Maley was in Irish handcuffs last night at the pub. He always had a Guinness in each hand.

by jonesy June 23, 2004