jonesy's definitions

Clock

something that tells you the time. When it a form capable of being worn on the wrist, it can help prevent you from being late.

Hurry up and keep your eye on the watch; the world end's at 6:00 PM sharp.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

corn haul (er)

The act of anal penetration or a person who enjoys said act.

A foolish, oafish individual.

"My woman doesn't appreciate when I try to corn haul her."

"That corn hauler wore my shoes home."

by Jonesy March 21, 2003

snapper

shaun michael canniffe of QLD

canniffe is a snapper

by jonesy May 6, 2004

karol

A male name which originates from the Basque country in Spain. a typically attractive and irresistable guy, who lies 100% of the time.

what did you do last night? karol.

by jOneSy June 28, 2004

Fucktard

The most overused "new" curse word.

The teenage punk rocker was calling people "fucktard" all day.

by jonesy December 16, 2004

Mooshi

A tomboy in a lil alaskan village.

Theres another "mooshi" on the run.

by jonesy November 25, 2003

Target Practice

You're banging a girl and right before you blow, you push her out the window. Try to hit her on the way down...Target Practice!!

I had this sloot over last night in the penthouse...shit got boring so we did a little target practice!

by jonesy April 8, 2005