jim's definitions

tacojacked

have a taco and get it stolen

Dude i was tacojacked last night.

by jim April 24, 2005

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

by Jim June 16, 2004

penisaurus

Slang for penis, used by people who think there penis is larger than everyone else's

Who wants to pet my pet penisaur

by Jim May 24, 2004

Shivam

A dumb-ass kid who wears his shorts and sandels in the winter.

Why is Shivam wearing his shorts when it is 20 degrees below out?

by Jim November 11, 2003

jime

jizz in my eye

by jim January 16, 2003

raxin

pull someone's leg, have a joke with

he's been raxin Frank all night

by jim March 4, 2003

Enron

a once successful and dominant company in the energy business, but has fallen because they tried to hide company losses and avoid taxes by creating made-up entities. as a result of these unethical practices, enron has become bankrupt and robbed their employees of their retirement funds. the most infamous name associated with this scandal is Kenneth Lay, who is on trial as of januray 2006. he is charged on 11 counts ranging from insider trading to bank fraud.

ken lay and enron took my money. give it back you son of a bitch. i can't feed my kids. his defense is totally fucked, he should've plead guilty like the rest of his buddies.

by Jim April 15, 2006