jim's definitions

LDS

"Like Dan's Sister"

-> see Dans Sister

(you) "hey man... that soda cost like $.69!"
(me) "heh heh... LDS!"
(you) "what?"
(me) "like your sister, Dan."
(you) "oh... HIGH FIVE!!!"

by Jim July 18, 2006

Doit

A thing which has to be accentuated with a "magic" marker.

"Hey, Jimmy, take this magic marker and see if you can do anything to accentuate these Doits!"

by Jim July 1, 2003

blowjob

To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women

Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry

by Jim March 31, 2003

chumpy

something that wont be shared, just for onesself

ima go to the store fo a chumpy

by jim August 29, 2003

hornsby's

The greatest drink on earth, an apple flavored hard cider.

Oi mate, hand me a Hornsby's

by jim March 11, 2004

yeat

portside, if you know it, you know it

"dude, you coulda hooked up with that fat chick.."

"YEAT!"

by jim January 16, 2003

gimpcheese

A combination of two insults really ie; bell cheese and gimp.

" that bloke's such a gimpcheese, he can't even park his fiesta..... "

by jim February 17, 2004