jim's definitions

shirajed

the word used to define getting laid more than two times in one night.

Man, I got shirajed well good last night!

by Jim September 12, 2004

locust Valley lockjaw

Affected tone of voice commonly heard in Locust Valley , New York by wealthy residents of the community. They speak
with little movement of their lower jaw.
Katherine Hepburn in a bad mood, or Jim Backus on Gilligans Island display some traits of this speech pattern.

Mimi, have you seen the keys to the Bently? I thought I might nip over to Piping for a spot of Golf.

by Jim January 24, 2004

smellify

To make something smell, usually making something smell horribly.

"My suitemate is a fat waste of life who keeps smellifying the bathroom. I hope he dies"

by jim May 12, 2004

barrymore pool party

bar.ry.more po.ol par.ty \'ba:re-mor po-l pa'ti-*s\ aj. (descrp. fr. phrase) 1: a party, concert or any prevalent social assemblage which is particularly stimulating and exciting. In reference to Micheal Barrymore, an English bummer TV presenter at who's party a male prostitute was found dead in a swimming pool with several different objects up his arse. 2: see barrymore 3: see going off.

1: "Fuckin hell this party is wicked its going off like barrymore's pool party!"

by jim December 24, 2004

run that

To process information using alternate methods of cognitive skills.

"If you don't put some pressure on your bunk, yuz goin' to the naked hole...now run that!"

by jim November 21, 2004

aa

Archmere Academy- the best school in the history of delaware.

I love my AA friends so much.

by jim July 26, 2006

inches

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

by Jim March 11, 2005