jim's definitions

ibanez

Great guitar and bass company. Many current bands use thier line, one most known would be Korn.

As a bassist I suggest the Ibanez GSR 205, that is if your cheap and like good sound. BTB's are the way to go.

by Jim October 12, 2003

H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B

A combination of a number of STDs or sexually transmitted diseases. A dirty bitch to stay away from.

That skank has H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B

by Jim November 10, 2003

jizworm

A small cucumber shaped sea creature that you catch whilst fishing for bass, they shoot a jet of water at you too, very much like a jet of jism.

"Mate what the hell is that on your hook?"
"Don't know mate but it's just cum all over my jumper........stupid jizworm"

by jim February 17, 2004

Mambo

Something extremely gay.

Wow, that shit is fucking mambo.

by Jim March 1, 2005

Lmtto

It is a new variation on the commonly used lmao in msn messaging. It stands for 'Laugh My Tight Toosh Off'. It is often accompanied with the tongue bearing smiley emoticon in an msn conversation and follows a humorous remark.

"Lmtto. That's the funniest thing i've ever heard."

by Jim June 18, 2006

Vredesbyrd

yeah dimmu borgir kicks ass

they play cool music

by jim February 16, 2004

yam

Male gonad of any species

My girlfriend gently sucked on my right yam

by Jim August 2, 2003