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monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley
"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"
by jim May 7, 2005
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huffer

Jordan is a total huffer, he wouldn't leave Steve's nuts alone man.
by Jim April 4, 2003
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show brain

(v) - when one's scrotal sack is visible, regardless of clothing. Usually the result of short shorts. Can be related to elephant sack.
Look at that guy's shorts! They're so short he's showing brain!
by Jim August 31, 2003
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ghost

v. to follow or trail, while attempting to remain undetected. usually refers to following a vehicle.
"I'ma ghost that mofo, find out where he live!"
by jim February 19, 2007
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dinger

1. A sexual manoever in which the entire flacid penis and scrotum are placed in a partner's mouth. 2. An unfortunate incident 3. A phone call.
1. "Give me a dinger, please."

2. "Remember when Jimmy broke his arm? That was a dinger."

3. "I'll give you a dinger about tonight."
by Jim February 26, 2005
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submarine

A sexual position in which the male suspends himself under the female while she is on all four with her posterior facing the sky.
Dude, I submarined Jen for two minutes then she collapsed.
by Jim December 8, 2003
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ruby animal

Rare close relative of homo sapiens, always in the female form. Curvacious and sexy, the Ruby Animal can be found in her lair constructed of duvet and pillows surrounded by the crumbs of recent hunter gathering finds which are usually fed direct to her by the mate.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.
"I need five minutes" said to mate postcoitally
"I'm off to visit the Ruby Animal this weekend"
by Jim April 2, 2005
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