jim's definitions

salsa stick

a hispanic dick,cock,pork,prick etc..

Look a those hispanic hombres with those massive salsa sticks

by jim April 30, 2004

roll it up

To pack your personal belongings and get out of jail.

"Cell 415...Roll it up...doors coming open"

by jim October 18, 2006

Child Porn

its sick, little kids fucking is sick!
though, being 15, i wish i could see some 15 year old porn...
but the real young shit is fucking SICK!

child porn is sick as all fuck.

by jim July 20, 2008

O.H.B.

Short for "Old hateful bastard"

"I'm sick of that O.H.B."
"So's his wife"

by JIM February 18, 2004

Bad Cock

The act of cutting your own penis off and shoving it down your throat resulting in death.

It appears as if the victim bad cocked himself to death.

by Jim April 22, 2005

Lavos

"Ayla's word, La mean big, vos mean fire." Lavos came to earth in the year 65,000,000,000 BC. He does not become a true threat until the year 1999 however. He is Magus's archnemesis and the final boss of Chrono Trigger.

Lavos...
Ayla: Ayla no give up, Alya win or die
Magus: Come on out, now...

by Jim June 9, 2004

wogehkak

Giant creature, lives in the woods, he'll bite ya face

That Jim looks like a wiggly wogehkak.

by Jim September 29, 2003