jim's definitions

Spandex Warrior

An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.

Thanks to a couple of Spandex Warriors I was late for work. I hate them.

by Jim October 1, 2005

snow white

n. cocaine.

"what up loc. hows my bitch snow white?"
"she's going for thirteen-five"
"put me down for fiddy den."

by jim June 24, 2003

Shivids

shivering with lividness

Tony Blair makes me fucking shivid with his smarmy grin and presidential arse licking

or

you bake my shivids
(make me livid)

by Jim December 13, 2004

hit a lick

to jack off

Man my girl would let me hit so I went to the bathroom and hit a lick

by Jim November 24, 2003

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004

Biablo

Biablo is a term used to describe the love between man and machine

Duuuude, I need to Biablo that wrench

by Jim March 31, 2004

himin

Term used as a way of getting someone's attention
Shouted as a term of annoyance.

Himin, what are you doing?

HIMIN! Fit are you playing at?

by Jim July 3, 2004