jiM's definitions

Martwick

Slothlike, idiot. Lacking intelligence! In otherwords extremely stupid.

Dude, your fucking dumb. You pulled a Martwick.

by Jim July 20, 2004

richter scale

n. high quality crackor coke.

"Got some richter scale over at Eddie's dog. 35 half g."

by jim June 24, 2003

poonsnap

A particularly desirable female's genitalia

1. Damn bro, I gotta get me some of that poonsnap!

by Jim December 10, 2004

cloits

A meat of unknown origin served in French restaurants.

"I'll have the onion soup and the cloits please."

by Jim July 1, 2003

quoi

Came from the styles of the rap band, quoi
(noun)Means to be a pimp, like all four members of the group.
(adjective) to mimic a pimp or don juan

(noun) Did you really give three girls a dirty sanchez in one night, you Quoi.

(verb) I'm getting crunked up and rocking the party quoi style.

by Jim January 4, 2005

tart

A cheap or easy woman. A prostitute.

by Jim April 13, 2003

wayne

The typical name for a chav pikey townie ned kev. Usually has a girlfriend called Sharron, lives on a council estate and drives either a Ford Escort or a Vauxhall Nova.

Barry: Hey Wayne, let's go cruising round town in our shitty car and shout at young skanky girls.
Wayne: Yeah nice one Barry, we're fucking ace!
Random Passer By: What a complete pair of chavs!

by Jim July 18, 2006