hit a lick

to jack off

Man my girl would let me hit so I went to the bathroom and hit a lick

by Jim November 24, 2003

Chode

The skin inbetween your ball sack and your red eye.

My balls are sticking to my chode right now.

by Jim January 23, 2004

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004

eh eh eh

A phrase used when you would like to do a stupid action with no reson

TJ Why did you just stab me?
Eh Eh Eh

by Jim March 19, 2005

whacked

When someone is killed by someone else

Vito was jus whacked!

by Jim April 15, 2005

blowjob

To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women

Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry

by Jim March 31, 2003

penisaurus

Slang for penis, used by people who think there penis is larger than everyone else's

Who wants to pet my pet penisaur

by Jim May 25, 2004