jim's definitions

Spandex Warrior

An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.

Thanks to a couple of Spandex Warriors I was late for work. I hate them.

by Jim October 1, 2005

Cum Gutter

A person, usually a gay man, who loves getting cummed on or in. Sometimes by numerous people.

Mark went to the baths and got fucked by 40 men up the ass. They used him as a cum gutter.

by Jim April 4, 2003

foofy foofy

A nickname for FlavorFlav given by that ugly bitch Bridget on The Surreal Life(VH1).

"I believe that Foofy Foofy was..."

by Jim February 21, 2005

cleaning the hole

when a girls ass is in the air and a guy sticks his dick in her ass and slaps her ass and then pees in her vagina

steve got drunk and cleaned his girlfriends hole

by jim April 3, 2005

hippy-tastic

being in the state of mind of the common hippy.

"how are you today sir?"
"hippy-tastic!"

by jim May 7, 2005

bad cock

The act of cutting your penis off with a knife and shoving it down your throat resulting in death.

That idiot just bad cocked himself to death.

by Jim April 22, 2005

cock block

when some fag ruins your game wit a female. . sometimes done intentionally

When your bouts to get your dick sucked right. . and your boy drunk as fuck comes in a sits next to you to talk about this hoe he was spittin at

by Jim April 12, 2003