by jim March 7, 2004

John and Sarah had an interesting relationship, they played many twisted sexual games. Their favorite sexual game was to insert gold fish into each others ass holes
by Jim July 22, 2004

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game
Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.
by Jim July 16, 2004

the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!
by jim August 1, 2003
