jethro's definitions

Dolphin_X

Prejudice, narrow-minded person who finds the act of belittling others' hobbies gratifying. Particularly used of those who pick on anime fans.

I can't believe this guy is spreading so much FUD! He's just a damn Dolphin_X.

by Jethro December 27, 2003

suv

abbrev: Soccermoms United in Vacuousness

"Our boys are dying in some desert somewhere for these SUV's"

by jethro January 16, 2004

marriage

1.) Point at which a male's opinions become utterly worthless.
2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy
4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell

"I can't dude, I'm married"

by jethro January 16, 2004

feminism

An idea that stood for the equality of women and men once (about 30 years ago)but is now just about kicking men in the balls and treating them with extreme bias and unfairness.

"Dude how's your new job at the gas station?"

"It's great. I sure wish feminism hadn't frightened me away from college though."

by jethro April 15, 2006

cruckle

The equivalent of "going over on one's ankle"

Lambchops cruckled whilst wearing glass heels and it was very nasty

by Jethro April 18, 2004

Texas tea

West texas light crude oil, esp. if discovered by a hillbilly named Jed.

Listen to a story about a man named jed a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed then one day he was shooting at some food and up from the ground came a bubbling crude. Oil that is. Black gold. Texas tea.

by Jethro July 6, 2004

Milhouse

1. Member in the online game community who has disappeared since becoming married to a non-gamer.

2. The act of disappearing suddenly.

1. Man that medic ruled! Whatever happened to Milhouse?

2. The ninja milhoused into the shadows.

by Jethro December 31, 2003