jethro's definitions

entitlement

entitlement: something all North American females have a massive sense of.

"If I sleep with a banana, it is empowering, if I sleep with you it is empowering, if I sleep with a woman it is empowering, if I dump you it is empowering, if I am mean to you it is empowering...oh, and if I am nice to you and stay with you it is not empowering."

by jethro April 5, 2005

C-R

A story that could be true, but the person telling it could obviously not have accomplished the said task.

There's no way that he could have jumped from a moving jeep and combat rolled down the road at 30 mph... he can't even do a pullup! That's a total C-R.

by Jethro February 21, 2005

cruckle

The equivalent of "going over on one's ankle"

Lambchops cruckled whilst wearing glass heels and it was very nasty

by Jethro April 18, 2004

Dolphin_X

Prejudice, narrow-minded person who finds the act of belittling others' hobbies gratifying. Particularly used of those who pick on anime fans.

I can't believe this guy is spreading so much FUD! He's just a damn Dolphin_X.

by Jethro December 27, 2003

Milhouse

1. Member in the online game community who has disappeared since becoming married to a non-gamer.

2. The act of disappearing suddenly.

1. Man that medic ruled! Whatever happened to Milhouse?

2. The ninja milhoused into the shadows.

by Jethro December 31, 2003

suv

abbrev: Soccermoms United in Vacuousness

"Our boys are dying in some desert somewhere for these SUV's"

by jethro January 16, 2004

marriage

1.) Point at which a male's opinions become utterly worthless.
2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy
4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell

"I can't dude, I'm married"

by jethro January 16, 2004