22 definitions by jethro

jethro

1.Super-Fly
2.The prophecized one to lead the revolution against the dunlapian forces

That 'stache is JETHRO

by jethro January 8, 2003

Dictionary Too Full

1. What happens when 13-year-old girls get on Urban Dictionary and make their boyfriends' names a entry with a stupid definition like "omg karli's guy ^_^"

2. What happens when everybody that gets pissed off in an online chat creates a seperate entry for somebody that made them angry; i.e.

"MaxPayne2Legit2Quit:

Definition: stupid ass fag stfu and die you homogay loser"

Dictionary Too Full! Needs less crap.

by jethro December 6, 2003

ass sandwich

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.

This is an ASS SANDWICH. It is made of ASS and POO.

by jethro December 7, 2003

n00b cannon

Though usually applied to the automatic shotgun, can be any gun that a player uses to kill an "l33t" opponent in the Half-Life modification, "Counter-Strike"

dude wtf using a <de/awp/mk5/knife> u luser and ur n00b cannon tat's the only way you culd beat me cuz i'm jesus

by jethro December 6, 2003

faxis

1. a megalomaniac
2. a small asian child typically kept under ones bed

Ex. 1: Damn that guy has an ego tthe size of Faxis

Ex. 2: My Faxis was crying all night.

by jethro May 5, 2005

HUGALUGAH

The onomotpeotic expression for the sound of oral sex. Variations involve switching the locations of the various letters, but rarely deviate from the standard H, U, G, L, A set.

Atandt: WHERE ARE WE

Pants: SOME KIND OF GAY FOXHOLE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL

Atandt: GRENADE

Pants: HUGALUGAH

by jethro December 6, 2003

marriage

In the USA: Legalized slavery for men. Legalized "you can do no wrong" for women.

Marriage gave her all of the power and me all of the responsibility. If I spoke out against this, I was a rapist or a murderer. I guess I am forced to stay married or go to jail and lose my house and kids.

by jethro January 4, 2006