jethro's definitions

n00b cannon

Though usually applied to the automatic shotgun, can be any gun that a player uses to kill an "l33t" opponent in the Half-Life modification, "Counter-Strike"

dude wtf using a <de/awp/mk5/knife> u luser and ur n00b cannon tat's the only way you culd beat me cuz i'm jesus

by Jethro December 6, 2003

pirate smoker

A slang term for a homosexual male. Many groups take offense to it's use, mainly pirates.

Yarr, if ye be a pirate smoker then ye are welcome on our ship, though ye won't be smokin' any of us.

by Jethro December 6, 2003

twack

to be super tweaked

i did 4 geygers and i'm twizzacked

by Jethro May 21, 2003

marriage

In the USA: Legalized slavery for men. Legalized "you can do no wrong" for women.

Marriage gave her all of the power and me all of the responsibility. If I spoke out against this, I was a rapist or a murderer. I guess I am forced to stay married or go to jail and lose my house and kids.

by jethro January 3, 2006

jethro

1.Super-Fly
2.The prophecized one to lead the revolution against the dunlapian forces

That 'stache is JETHRO

by Jethro January 7, 2003

faxis

1. a megalomaniac
2. a small asian child typically kept under ones bed

Ex. 1: Damn that guy has an ego tthe size of Faxis

Ex. 2: My Faxis was crying all night.

by Jethro May 5, 2005

Pants

A Christmas Tree Monster and cast member of Jerkcity. Obsessed with Canadian Goth Girl, the cast of User Friendly, and dicklicking.

Haw haw haw the really weird Pants face hugalugah.

by Jethro December 6, 2003