SUV bitch 

Standard Definition:
An SUV bitch is a particular group of American females who drive a large luxury or high end foreign SUV.

SUV bitches are hostile, domineering, inconsiderate, rude, and often deadly drivers. They are often seen cutting other drivers off, tailgating motorists, and refusing to let motorists merge onto freeways. These actions often lead to traffic accidents in which an innocent civilian is maimed by an SUV bitch.

Most SUV bitches will only drive luxury or high end crossover SUVs manufactured by Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Land Rover, Volkswagen, or Infiniti. Studies have show that most SUV bitches have no need drive such a large and expensive SUV; however, scientists are constantly baffled as more SUV bitches appear on America's motorways. It has been theorized that the SUV bitch drives luxury SUVs as a sign of socioeconomic status and social dominance.

Average American motorists need to be cautious around SUV bitches while on the roadway. The SUV bitch often does not focus on the aspect of driving and is primarily concerned with other factors. Factors such as, talking or texting on the cellphone, putting on makeup, or chatting with friends.

Most SUV bitches are white females around the ages of 18 and up. SUV bitches around the age of 18-25 are more likely to cause accidents.

When you see an SUV bitch on the roadway. Follow these safety guidelines provided by the National Transportation and Safety Board.

1. Maintain a distance of at least 4 car lengths away from the SUV bitch.

2. If the SUV bitch trailing behind you closely. Safely pull over and let the SUV bitch drive ahead.

3. When crossing an intersection with no stoplight or sign, remember that SUV bitches always have the right of way.

4. When merging onto a highway be prepared to yield to SUV bitches speeding in the right lane

Randy: "Craig what the hell happened to you!?"

Craig: "I was on my way to work when I was blindsided by an SUV bitch in a white Land Rover"

Randy: "What the fuck?"

Craig: "Yeah, I was merging onto the interstate when some 20 something SUV bitch struck me from behind going ten miles over the speed limit"

Randy: "Dear God!"

Craig: "Turns out she was texting her friend Alexis and she never saw me"

Randy: "You need to take this to court!"

Craig: "I wish but my lawyer said I was at fault!"

Randy: "How?"

Craig: "I should have yielded....."

Doctor: "Craig, I have to amputate your left leg. I'm sorry but it hasn't healed and its infected"

SUV bitch by Backyard Justice May 13, 2008

Suv

Sport Utility Vehicle. Neither a sport vehicle nor a utility vehicle. A whack, fakeass (and successful) attempt by the motor vehicle industry to lure in overpaid middle class workaholic moms who think that they need a 3 ton vehicle to carry their stupid kids to soccer practice.

"My old car got 38 miles per gallon and could carry only 4 people; despite the fact that i am a divorced mother of one, i had to upgrade to a vehicle that got 13 miles per gallon and could carry 10 people."

Suv by Rypsaw April 30, 2003

SUV

A vehicle that when driven is comprable to drunk driving. In other words, the offending driver is likely to walk away without a scratch, while the victim is usually just fucked.

I got hit by an SUV, but it's ok, because I got a million bucks. And all I had to do was break my neck!

SUV by combat_rock November 29, 2003

SUV

1. A practical vehicle if you live in rural Michigan and actually have a need for 4 wheel drive.

2. An nauseatingly irresponsible vehicle if you live in Miami and drive it solely because noone going to tell you that you can't.

Regardless, there is no reason that auto manufacturers shouldn't be required to increase the fuel efficiency of these beasts.

If you drive an SUV and bitch about gas prices, you are a fucking asshole and might even be our current president.

SUV by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush March 27, 2004

SUV

A type of vehicle that mostly arrogant people like to drive, especially when they feel that they have to be ‘above everyone else’ on the road, both literally and figuratively.

Damn the jerk in that bloody SUV in front of me, I can’t see anything else up ahead in this traffic!.

SUV by Space Demon-69M March 13, 2019

SUV

N8gger

"Hey was that a jogger that killed all those white grannies?"
"No--just an SUV."

SUV by Louis XXV January 2, 2022

Suv

Gas-guzzling motor vehicle designed for off-road driving while only 5% of SUV owners ever go off road

Suv by Anonymous March 3, 2003