jesster79's definitions

smirking chimp

The current occupant of the White House.

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.

by jesster79 March 5, 2005

republican nazi

A member of the American Republican Party who acts like the Nazis of Germany during the 1930s and 1940s. A person who seeks to overthrow our democracy here at home and replace it with a dicatorship similar to the one that Adolf Hitler installed in Germany many years ago.

George W. Bush is a perfect example of a Republican Nazi

by jesster79 December 2, 2005

bullshit master

Someone who is such a fountain of bullshit that they become a master of the art of spewing that stuff around.

Our monkey boy President George W. Bush is the foremost bullshit master alive today.

by jesster79 March 13, 2005

Republican Logic

A type of logic that the Republican mind subscribes to. Basically Republican logic tells Republicans that only the rich white male Christian God is the only true God and that everything else is false religion. Republican logic sees no problem with blood soaked oil wars, tax breaks for the rich at the expense of the rest of the country, the gutting of social programs, the destruction of the Bill of Rights, and to make life as miserable as possible for non-Republicans. This sort of logic makes no sense to the rest of the world.

Republican logic is the logic of goose stepping, brown shirt and jack boot wearing thugs.

by jesster79 March 14, 2005

Justin Timberlake

A no talent singer who helped Janet Jackson turn the Superbowl XXXVIII half time show into a two pit peep show. Put the XXX in XXXVIII.

The commercials sucked this year, but at least halftime wasn't that bad as when Janet and Justin were on.
See also: pervert

by jesster79 February 11, 2005

neocon

Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. A collection of no good, low life, lying, rotten, four flushing, inbred sacks of wind and horseshit.

The current administration is full of these people.

by jesster79 March 1, 2005

hair transplant

An attempt to cover hair loss by taking hair from one part of the head and moving it to the part experiencing hair loss. Usually not much better than mutilation. Usually done by males.

See vain.

by jesster79 March 7, 2004