Packers

A bad football team. The only thing that they have is Brett Farve and those chesehead fans.
A good football season is when the Packers don't make it all the way through the playoffs.
by jesster79 March 05, 2005
Get the Packers mug.

MeinPillow

A nickname for MyPillow, and more specifically its CEO Mike Lindell due to Lindell's support of the previous administration and the plan he tried to provide to overturn the 2020 election.
The MeinPillow guy is complaining that retailers have dropped his products after he was seen trying to present Trump with a plan to implement martial law.
by jesster79 February 05, 2021
Get the MeinPillow mug.

Cowboys

A collection of losers all bundeled together into a football team. A football team whose members were picked up from the local prison. Proof that the President of the United States should never come from Texas.
A good year is when the Cowboys don't make it to the playoffs or are knocked out during the playoffs.
by jesster79 March 05, 2005
Get the Cowboys mug.

Führer

1. A German word meaning guide or leader that has fallen out of poularity since World War II.

2. A leader who is an insane monster who causes so much misery and suffering in the world.
Both George W. Bush and Adolf Hitler are prime examples of what a Führer is.
by jesster79 February 02, 2006
Get the Führer mug.

Kickback Mountain

An epic story of love between a Congressman, a Lobbyist, and a President.

An epic story of all the crimes and kickbacks done by these three men.
Tom De Lay, Jack Abramhoff, and George W. Bush starred in Kickback Mountain.
by jesster79 February 19, 2006
Get the Kickback Mountain mug.

Uniform Commercial Code

A largely uniform set of laws passed by each state that regulates commercial transactions in the United States. One of the main go tos of sovereign citizens to justify their beliefs and actions.
There goes Billy again, spouting off about why he doesn't have to pay bills because of some part of the Uniform Commercial Code.
by jesster79 May 09, 2021
Get the Uniform Commercial Code mug.

Justin Timberlake

A no talent singer who helped Janet Jackson turn the Superbowl XXXVIII half time show into a two pit peep show. Put the XXX in XXXVIII.
The commercials sucked this year, but at least halftime wasn't that bad as when Janet and Justin were on.
See also: pervert
by jesster79 February 12, 2005
Get the Justin Timberlake mug.