spammer

Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. Fills the email boxes of people with offers for increasing the size of male genitila, mortgage refinacing, credit, links to pages displaying every kind of sexual act known to humans, and among other things, pills.

I know someone who was in the hospital for a week last year, when he got home there was over 2000 spam messages in his inbox.

by jesster79 March 12, 2004

judas

Another description for the current President of the United States.

Judas is another name for George W. Bush

by jesster79 July 21, 2006

Shrubus Illegitimus

1. The scientific term for a man who has the intelligence of a shrub, and whose claim to political office is illegitimate.

2. The scientific term for the President.

George W. Bush is also known as a Shrubus Illegitimus.

by jesster79 February 08, 2006

Hunter safety

1. Acting in a safe manner while hunting that ensures that everyone returns home safely and uninjured.

2. Something that Dick Cheney does not practice while hunting.

3. Standing directly behind the Vice President when the Vice President is armed.

4. Assuming that elected officials have no idea how to have safe hunts in which everyone comes home.

Dick Cheney did not practice Hunter safety, and he's lucky the guy he shot was only injured.

by jesster79 February 23, 2006

gene pool

A pool in which the depth of the pool indicates the health of a person's genetic background. Those who swim in the deep end of the pool generally have good and healthy genes while those who do not are over in the shallow end.

The Bush family is a prime example of a family that has been swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool for over 100 years.

by jesster79 March 18, 2005

Seperation of Church and State

One of the best ideas to come along in all of human history. An ideal in which religion and government are seperated and kept at arm's length from each other. A form of government in which the people's free exercise of religion is guaranteed, but the religious fanatics have no power to harm others. An ideal that is under attack at all times from religious extremists - who seek to destroy it, not out of any sense of piety, but in order to dominate and control other human beings.

Since Bush became President, Seperation of Church and State is under attack like it never has been before.

by jesster79 January 29, 2006

Republican Christianity

The type of Christianity practiced by right wing Republicans.

Those who practice this form of Christianity believe that,
A. God speaks to the leaders of the party, and George W. Bush in particular.
B. Bush was personally annointed by God and God himself gave him his marching orders.
C. True and patriotic Americans believe in Republican Christianity.
D. Those who don't believe in this form of Christianity are liberals, communists, terrorist sympathizers, traitors, and idiots.
E. That Christ commands people to only vote Republican.
F. Those who are not Christian should be invaded, especially to settle the Presiden't family scores and if they are sitting on lots of oil.
G. These people believe that it's only wrongdoing when committed by a Democrat.
H. Those involved with this sort of religion focus on the portions of morality while entirely ignoring parts about taking care of poor and vulnerable people.

George W. Bush ignores what Jesus said about taking care of the "least of my brothers." He ignores the command to love neighbor as self. He ignores the command to take care of the poor and vulnerable of this world. He fails to realize that to lead us he must be our servants, instead he thinks that we must be his servants.

by jesster79 March 16, 2005