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A collection of losers all bundeled together into a football team. A football team whose members were picked up from the local prison. Proof that the President of the United States should never come from Texas.
A good year is when the Cowboys don't make it to the playoffs or are knocked out during the playoffs.
by jesster79 March 4, 2005
Get the Cowboys mug.1. A person is so incredibly stupid that it is not even funny any more.
2. The current occupant of the White House.
2. The current occupant of the White House.
by jesster79 January 18, 2006
Get the dumb fuck mug.A person who does a copious amount of drugs. These drugs can either be legal or illegal. Because of Republicans a druggie is someone who is;
1. A person needing medical help if the person is rich, white, and Republican.
2. A low life criminal if the person is anything other than the type druggie described above.
1. A person needing medical help if the person is rich, white, and Republican.
2. A low life criminal if the person is anything other than the type druggie described above.
by jesster79 February 28, 2005
Get the druggie mug.Someone who is such a fountain of bullshit that they become a master of the art of spewing that stuff around.
by jesster79 March 13, 2005
Get the bullshit master mug.1. A man who thought it was more important for Republicans to win in Florida than it was to protect underage Congressional Pages from being preyed upon by former Rep. Mark Foley.
2. A man who puts his own party ahead of his country.
3. A man who is an enabler.
2. A man who puts his own party ahead of his country.
3. A man who is an enabler.
Dennis Hastert did nothing when people came to him expressing concerns about Mark Foley sending inappropriate emails to Congressional Pages.
by jesster79 October 8, 2006
Get the Dennis Hastert mug.Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.
Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.
This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.
Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.
This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.
Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.
His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.
His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.
by jesster79 March 13, 2005
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