jesster79's definitions

Itchy and Scratchy

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.

Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.

by jesster79 March 3, 2004

Republican Logic

A type of logic that the Republican mind subscribes to. Basically Republican logic tells Republicans that only the rich white male Christian God is the only true God and that everything else is false religion. Republican logic sees no problem with blood soaked oil wars, tax breaks for the rich at the expense of the rest of the country, the gutting of social programs, the destruction of the Bill of Rights, and to make life as miserable as possible for non-Republicans. This sort of logic makes no sense to the rest of the world.

Republican logic is the logic of goose stepping, brown shirt and jack boot wearing thugs.

by jesster79 March 14, 2005

Bushieville

A 21st century version of the Hooverville, or a town made up of shacks, cardboard boxes, old cars, etc, in which those who have lost everything were forced to live.

With the economic policies of George W. Bush, we'll soon start seeing the rise of the Bushieville in this country.

by jesster79 February 23, 2006

hypocrisy

The act of condemning an act when it is done by other people while not doing so when the exact same act is performed by a person or a certain group of people or organizations.

Recently George W. Bush admitted on tape that he smoked marijuana. The silence from the right is deafing, but several years ago when Clinton admitted that he smoked but didn't inhale the right nearly crucified him.

by jesster79 February 21, 2005

Hurricane Katrina

A natural disaster that was made 10 times worse by an incompetent Federal response, and the fact that most of the National Guard is now in Iraq. A natural disaster that shows that our worthless stooge of a President is totally incapable of the job people voted him in for.

Hurricane Katrina caused part of the misery, the Bush adminstration provided the rest.

by jesster79 September 27, 2005

neocon

Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. A collection of no good, low life, lying, rotten, four flushing, inbred sacks of wind and horseshit.

The current administration is full of these people.

by jesster79 March 1, 2005

hair transplant

An attempt to cover hair loss by taking hair from one part of the head and moving it to the part experiencing hair loss. Usually not much better than mutilation. Usually done by males.

See vain.

by jesster79 March 7, 2004