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horse hockey

A tall tale that is so extravagant that there is no way anyone could ever believe it.
George Bush's economic plans.
by jesster79 March 6, 2004
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Bushwhacked

The state of the planet after five years of the current occupant of the White House being in power. This state includes a damaged enviornment, a country that cares only for the wealthy special interestes, and where the Constitution is used to wipe the President's ass. It also includes a disastous war in Iraq, corpses piling up in the streets of New Orleans because our bastard of a President couldn't be bothered to do his duty, and a generally worsening quality of life throughout the world.
Man, ever since President Bush took office, the whole world has been Bushwhacked.
by jesster79 March 13, 2006
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Patient Zero

In work or educational organizations the first person in the organization with a contagious disease who winds up infecting over half of his or her colleagues.
With this year’s office cold, Sammy was patient zero.
by jesster79 January 9, 2020
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voter fraud

A method of winning an election whereby votes are illegaly discounted, reducing the number of votes against the candidate. Or winning an election by illegaly adjusting the number of votes upwards so a winning candidate has more votes than they actually received.
George W. Bush became the current occupant of the White House through voter fraud.
by jesster79 February 9, 2006
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Love Attack

1. A chimpanzee giving a female world leader an unwanted massage.
by jesster79 July 26, 2006
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FOX News

The sub rosa propaganda wing of the Republican party and the Bush administration. Made up of no good, low life, lying, rotton, four flushing, sons of bitches who specialized in talking out of both sides of their mouth at the same time.
Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are the loudest windbags on the network.
by jesster79 January 24, 2005
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BP

by jesster79 May 17, 2010
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