A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.

Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.

A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
Proof that fertilizer sales people should never be allowed to make their own films.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
mugGet the "Manos" The Hands of Fatemug.

Bushwhacked

The state of the planet after five years of the current occupant of the White House being in power. This state includes a damaged enviornment, a country that cares only for the wealthy special interestes, and where the Constitution is used to wipe the President's ass. It also includes a disastous war in Iraq, corpses piling up in the streets of New Orleans because our bastard of a President couldn't be bothered to do his duty, and a generally worsening quality of life throughout the world.
Man, ever since President Bush took office, the whole world has been Bushwhacked.
by jesster79 March 13, 2006
mugGet the Bushwhackedmug.

Patient Zero

In work or educational organizations the first person in the organization with a contagious disease who winds up infecting over half of his or her colleagues.
With this year’s office cold, Sammy was patient zero.
by jesster79 January 09, 2020
mugGet the Patient Zeromug.

hunting accident

1. An injury or fatality that occurs during the course of hunting. These may be caused by falls, exposure to the elements, or shooting by gun or arrow.

2. A good reason not to go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

3. If a person must, the best way to avoid such an incident is to stand either behind or right next to the Vice President at all times while Cheney is armed.
Going hunting with Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, as Harry Whittington found out.
by jesster79 February 24, 2006
mugGet the hunting accidentmug.

George W. Iscariot

A first, middle, and last name that have rightly become associated with betrayal.
George W. Iscariot has betrayed all Americans everywhere.
by jesster79 March 05, 2006
mugGet the George W. Iscariotmug.

Hunter safety

1. Acting in a safe manner while hunting that ensures that everyone returns home safely and uninjured.

2. Something that Dick Cheney does not practice while hunting.

3. Standing directly behind the Vice President when the Vice President is armed.

4. Assuming that elected officials have no idea how to have safe hunts in which everyone comes home.
Dick Cheney did not practice Hunter safety, and he's lucky the guy he shot was only injured.
by jesster79 February 23, 2006
mugGet the Hunter safetymug.

spammer

Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. Fills the email boxes of people with offers for increasing the size of male genitila, mortgage refinacing, credit, links to pages displaying every kind of sexual act known to humans, and among other things, pills.
I know someone who was in the hospital for a week last year, when he got home there was over 2000 spam messages in his inbox.
by jesster79 March 12, 2004
mugGet the spammermug.