Skip to main content

jesster79's definitions

Mile high club

A club containing individuals who have made 5,280 posts in an online forum.
Bob just joined The Big Lebowski forum's mile high club
by jesster79 August 8, 2018
mugGet the Mile high club mug.

Bushware

A particularly bad type of spyware that makes secret copies of everything on your hard drive, fries that same hard drive, and sells it to the highest bidder - including terrorist groups and countries known to support terrorism. If this type of spyware is discovered, it fights all attempts to remove it by repeating the words "national security" or getting Bill O'Rielly to attack those trying to remove Bushware from infected computers. Software that behaves exactly as George W. Bush does.
It's bad news if your computer has a copy of Bushware. Especially if it's Bushware 2.0.
by jesster79 March 5, 2006
mugGet the Bushware mug.

orange nosing

Shamelessly kissing the ass of one Donald J. Trump and being extremely obsequious on all things Trump to the point that one's nose turns orange.

See also brown nosing.
Our Congressman is such an expert at orange nosing.
by jesster79 July 26, 2018
mugGet the orange nosing mug.

dumb fucker

A person who is so off putting due to the way he or she acts, and at the same time makes the most incredible mistakes. This type of person either denies his or her mistakes, or is proud of them.
by jesster79 February 11, 2005
mugGet the dumb fucker mug.

walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.
by jesster79 February 2, 2006
mugGet the walking cluster fuck mug.

We Deceive You Believe

Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.
Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.
by jesster79 January 17, 2006
mugGet the We Deceive You Believe mug.

Republican diplomat

by jesster79 January 14, 2005
mugGet the Republican diplomat mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email