jesster79's definitions

government surplus

In city, county, state, and federal governmental organizations, a surplus is a situation where such organizations take in more money than they pay out.

George W. Bush took the budget and flushed it down the toilet. We had a surplus when we came in, now we have record deficets.

by jesster79 March 1, 2005

dumb fuck

1. A person is so incredibly stupid that it is not even funny any more.
2. The current occupant of the White House.

George Bush is a class A dumb fuck

by jesster79 January 18, 2006

Bush, George W.

A totally useless human being who turns to shit every blessed thing that he touches.

See also Asshole, Low life, four flushing, war mongering, son of a bitch, George W. Bush.

Katrina is another example of how fucked up this country is with Bush, George W. at the helm.

by jesster79 September 27, 2005

Michael Brown

The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.

Michael Brown was employed by the International Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to resign from that job too.

by jesster79 September 27, 2005

Führer

1. A German word meaning guide or leader that has fallen out of poularity since World War II.

2. A leader who is an insane monster who causes so much misery and suffering in the world.

Both George W. Bush and Adolf Hitler are prime examples of what a Führer is.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

blank check

A situation where a person has a virtually unlimited amount of resources to perform certain acts.

George W. Bush thinks that he has a blank check to do what he pleases, which is why our nation is falling apart.

by jesster79 March 3, 2005

druggie

A person who does a copious amount of drugs. These drugs can either be legal or illegal. Because of Republicans a druggie is someone who is;
1. A person needing medical help if the person is rich, white, and Republican.
2. A low life criminal if the person is anything other than the type druggie described above.

See also;
Rush Limbaugh
George W. Bush
Cokehead

by jesster79 February 28, 2005