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Donald Rumsfeld

A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.

1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

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hair loss

Loss of hair from the top of the cranium. Usually affects males. Vain people see this as the biggest crisis in their lives.

People having this are usually known as cue-ball, shiny, baldy, and so-on.

by jesster79 March 7, 2004

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Justin Timberlake

A no talent singer who helped Janet Jackson turn the Superbowl XXXVIII half time show into a two pit peep show. Put the XXX in XXXVIII.

The commercials sucked this year, but at least halftime wasn't that bad as when Janet and Justin were on.
See also: pervert

by jesster79 February 11, 2005

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hypocrisy

The act of condemning an act when it is done by other people while not doing so when the exact same act is performed by a person or a certain group of people or organizations.

Recently George W. Bush admitted on tape that he smoked marijuana. The silence from the right is deafing, but several years ago when Clinton admitted that he smoked but didn't inhale the right nearly crucified him.

by jesster79 February 21, 2005

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Hurricane Katrina

A natural disaster that was made 10 times worse by an incompetent Federal response, and the fact that most of the National Guard is now in Iraq. A natural disaster that shows that our worthless stooge of a President is totally incapable of the job people voted him in for.

Hurricane Katrina caused part of the misery, the Bush adminstration provided the rest.

by jesster79 September 27, 2005

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