Johnny Carson

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.
He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.
by jesster79 January 25, 2005
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Cardinal Ruins

Another nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini. Ruini has been given this nickname along with his Cardinal Rovini due to his political interference in other countries which at times is damaging to the church itself.
Ruini is getting called Cardinal Ruins because in some ways he is ruining the church.
by jesster79 March 03, 2006
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blank check

A situation where a person has a virtually unlimited amount of resources to perform certain acts.
George W. Bush thinks that he has a blank check to do what he pleases, which is why our nation is falling apart.
by jesster79 March 04, 2005
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FOX News

The sub rosa propaganda wing of the Republican party and the Bush administration. Made up of no good, low life, lying, rotton, four flushing, sons of bitches who specialized in talking out of both sides of their mouth at the same time.
Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are the loudest windbags on the network.
by jesster79 January 24, 2005
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Michael Richards

An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.
Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.
by jesster79 November 24, 2006
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Dick Cheney

A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.
Dick Cheney is either another Bush bootlicker or one of the powers behind the throne.
by jesster79 February 19, 2006
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Republican

In some quarters, Republican has become a dirty word.
by jesster79 March 03, 2006
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