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Sean Hannity

A pompous, lying, four flushing, low life jerk. The host of a radio and tv show who thinks that George W. Bush is the second coming or some other dammed thing. A man who thinks that if you so much as look at Bush funny you're either a traitor or a terrorist sympathizer. Always cries wolf about the next 9/11 style attack that he thinks is just around the corner unless Bush is allowed to crap and piss all over the constitution and bill of rights.
by jesster79 January 24, 2005
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President Dipshit

Yet another in a long list of terms that describe George W. Bush
The part of the country I live in, Bush is called President Dipshit.
by jesster79 November 22, 2005
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druggie

A person who does a copious amount of drugs. These drugs can either be legal or illegal. Because of Republicans a druggie is someone who is;
1. A person needing medical help if the person is rich, white, and Republican.
2. A low life criminal if the person is anything other than the type druggie described above.
by jesster79 February 28, 2005
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dumb fuck

1. A person is so incredibly stupid that it is not even funny any more.
2. The current occupant of the White House.
by jesster79 January 18, 2006
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Dennis Hastert

1. A man who thought it was more important for Republicans to win in Florida than it was to protect underage Congressional Pages from being preyed upon by former Rep. Mark Foley.

2. A man who puts his own party ahead of his country.

3. A man who is an enabler.
Dennis Hastert did nothing when people came to him expressing concerns about Mark Foley sending inappropriate emails to Congressional Pages.
by jesster79 October 8, 2006
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shrub

A type of bush that is grown usually outside homes and offices.

The most popular, and most descriptive nickname for our current President, who has just as much intelligence as the type of bush described above.
Shrub is an accurate description of the President.

See also: Bush, George W.
by jesster79 January 19, 2006
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hunting accident

1. An injury or fatality that occurs during the course of hunting. These may be caused by falls, exposure to the elements, or shooting by gun or arrow.

2. A good reason not to go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

3. If a person must, the best way to avoid such an incident is to stand either behind or right next to the Vice President at all times while Cheney is armed.
Going hunting with Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, as Harry Whittington found out.
by jesster79 February 24, 2006
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