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Armstrong Williams

A right wing talk show host who spouted propaganda from the Bush administration on the No Child Left Behind act after being paid $240,000 of taxpayer money by the administration. A Bush lapdog.

Bush provides a script, and he just reads it during his show.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

Patient Zero

In work or educational organizations the first person in the organization with a contagious disease who winds up infecting over half of his or her colleagues.

With this year’s office cold, Sammy was patient zero.

by jesster79 January 9, 2020

Bushwhacked

The state of the planet after five years of the current occupant of the White House being in power. This state includes a damaged enviornment, a country that cares only for the wealthy special interestes, and where the Constitution is used to wipe the President's ass. It also includes a disastous war in Iraq, corpses piling up in the streets of New Orleans because our bastard of a President couldn't be bothered to do his duty, and a generally worsening quality of life throughout the world.

Man, ever since President Bush took office, the whole world has been Bushwhacked.

by jesster79 March 13, 2006

"Manos" The Hands of Fate

A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.

Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.

A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."

Proof that fertilizer sales people should never be allowed to make their own films.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

horse hockey

A tall tale that is so extravagant that there is no way anyone could ever believe it.

George Bush's economic plans.

by jesster79 March 6, 2004

George Putsch

A term that has the first name of the current occupant of the White House, along with the method he used to seize power. An accurante description of George Bush.

George Putsch stole the election, and thus is an illegitimate President.

by jesster79 February 9, 2006

The Sperminator

1. Another term for Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is well known for giving sperm to people who were not his wife, and for starring in Terminator Films.

The Sperminator has one confirmed love child, and possibly a few more out there too.

by jesster79 October 3, 2011