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hunting accident

1. An injury or fatality that occurs during the course of hunting. These may be caused by falls, exposure to the elements, or shooting by gun or arrow.

2. A good reason not to go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

3. If a person must, the best way to avoid such an incident is to stand either behind or right next to the Vice President at all times while Cheney is armed.
Going hunting with Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, as Harry Whittington found out.
by jesster79 February 24, 2006
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Armstrong Williams

A right wing talk show host who spouted propaganda from the Bush administration on the No Child Left Behind act after being paid $240,000 of taxpayer money by the administration. A Bush lapdog.
Bush provides a script, and he just reads it during his show.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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Angela Merkel

1. The current chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany.

2. A woman who was the victim of an unwelcome massage at the hands of a U.S. President.
The Groper in Chief, George W. Bush, recently snuck up behind Angela Merkel and gave her an unwelcome massage.
by jesster79 July 20, 2006
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horse hockey

A tall tale that is so extravagant that there is no way anyone could ever believe it.
George Bush's economic plans.
by jesster79 March 6, 2004
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republican nazi

A member of the American Republican Party who acts like the Nazis of Germany during the 1930s and 1940s. A person who seeks to overthrow our democracy here at home and replace it with a dicatorship similar to the one that Adolf Hitler installed in Germany many years ago.
George W. Bush is a perfect example of a Republican Nazi
by jesster79 December 2, 2005
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"Manos" The Hands of Fate

A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.

Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.

A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
Proof that fertilizer sales people should never be allowed to make their own films.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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Shrubus Illegitimus

1. The scientific term for a man who has the intelligence of a shrub, and whose claim to political office is illegitimate.

2. The scientific term for the President.
George W. Bush is also known as a Shrubus Illegitimus.
by jesster79 February 8, 2006
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