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Bushware

A particularly bad type of spyware that makes secret copies of everything on your hard drive, fries that same hard drive, and sells it to the highest bidder - including terrorist groups and countries known to support terrorism. If this type of spyware is discovered, it fights all attempts to remove it by repeating the words "national security" or getting Bill O'Rielly to attack those trying to remove Bushware from infected computers. Software that behaves exactly as George W. Bush does.
It's bad news if your computer has a copy of Bushware. Especially if it's Bushware 2.0.
by jesster79 March 5, 2006
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peep show

Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake turned the halftime for Superbowl XXXVIII into this.
The wardrobe malfunction turned the halftime show into a two bit peep show.
by jesster79 February 11, 2005
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Diebold

1. A company that is involved in the manufacture of banking equipment - such as ATMs.

2. A company that makes voting machines that are highly vulnerable to hacking as well as voter fraud. A company that insists on making voting machines that don't leave a paper trail.
Diebold should've stuck to making ATMs instead of trying to make Repulican voting machines for George Bush.
by jesster79 February 16, 2006
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cluster fuck

A general description of George W. Bush and his administration. Also could be used to describe Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly.
by jesster79 February 9, 2005
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We Deceive You Believe

Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.
Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.
by jesster79 January 17, 2006
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Republican diplomat

by jesster79 January 14, 2005
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Judas W. Bush

1. The ultimate betrayer of the American people.
2. See also: Bush, George W.
3. See also: Antichrist
Judas W. Bush is the Antichrist who has betrayed all of us.
by jesster79 March 5, 2006
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