monkey boy

George W. Bush thinks, acts, and looks like a monkey. Therefore he is a monkey boy.
by jesster79 March 05, 2005
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cousin

1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.
Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.
by jesster79 March 05, 2005
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Gropenfuhrer

1. A world leader who gives unsolicited and unwelcome massages to unsuspecting female world leaders.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush
George W. Bush became the newest Gropenfuhrer when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.
by jesster79 July 20, 2006
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republican nazi

A member of the American Republican Party who acts like the Nazis of Germany during the 1930s and 1940s. A person who seeks to overthrow our democracy here at home and replace it with a dicatorship similar to the one that Adolf Hitler installed in Germany many years ago.
by jesster79 November 22, 2005
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Bushware

A particularly bad type of spyware that makes secret copies of everything on your hard drive, fries that same hard drive, and sells it to the highest bidder - including terrorist groups and countries known to support terrorism. If this type of spyware is discovered, it fights all attempts to remove it by repeating the words "national security" or getting Bill O'Rielly to attack those trying to remove Bushware from infected computers. Software that behaves exactly as George W. Bush does.
It's bad news if your computer has a copy of Bushware. Especially if it's Bushware 2.0.
by jesster79 March 05, 2006
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