Definitions by jesster79

hair loss

Loss of hair from the top of the cranium. Usually affects males. Vain people see this as the biggest crisis in their lives.

People having this are usually known as cue-ball, shiny, baldy, and so-on.

hair loss by jesster79 March 7, 2004

Harold P. Warren 

Former fertilizer saleman who lived in the El Paso, Texas area. On a bet, he created the worst film ever made - Manos the Hands of Fate. Also probably created the film to fulfill lifetime fantasy of seeing women in sheer nightgowns wrestle in the desert. Gave us such memorable charachters as Torgo and The Master.

I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away.

Harold P. Warren by jesster79 March 6, 2004

horse hockey 

A tall tale that is so extravagant that there is no way anyone could ever believe it.

George Bush's economic plans.

horse hockey by jesster79 March 6, 2004

Eegah 

Large bearded caveman living somewhere in California. Large man or giant whose speciality is creating disturbances. Went to the Torgo school of fondling. Featured in the film Eegah.

Smell all you want.

Eegah by jesster79 March 3, 2004

Itchy and Scratchy 

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.

Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.

Itchy and Scratchy by jesster79 March 3, 2004