jesster79's definitions

cluster fucked

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.

Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

fixes the cable

Yet another term for sexual intercourse. Coitus. The physical act of love.

The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

by jesster79 April 2, 2018

butt head

A throughly unlikeable person who is stubborn, four flushing, ignorant, arrogant, and among other things, a real jerk.

George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and other neocons fit the definition well.

by jesster79 March 4, 2005

Bushpatine

1. A melding of the names George W. Bush and Palpatine.

2. An apt description of Bush, because he is as power hungry, as evil, and as wretched as Palpatine.

Bushpatine is destroying democracy here at home and abroad.

by jesster79 February 8, 2006

Cardinal Rovini

A nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini, given to him in reference to Karl Rove. Ruini has been given this nickname due to his political interference in other countries.

We've got Karl Rove. The Vatican has Cardinal Rovini.

by jesster79 February 27, 2006