jesster79's definitions

fixes the cable

Yet another term for sexual intercourse. Coitus. The physical act of love.

The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

by jesster79 April 2, 2018

Drug Addict

Someone who condemns the activities of others while practicing what the others are doing himself.

Someone who thinks the law only applies to other people - rich, white, male Republicans are exempt.

Rush Limbaugh fits this definition of Drug Addict, as does George W. Bush.

See also hypocrite.

by jesster79 January 10, 2006

Dipshit

See also Bush, George W.

A classic example of Dipshit.

by jesster79 February 14, 2006

Pretzeldunce

The current occupant of the White House.

George W. Bush is our current Pretzeldunce.

by jesster79 January 11, 2007

treason

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.
(United States Constitution)

The founding fathers were wise to define treason so narrowly that only a handful of people were charged with treason and fewer were actually convicted.

But this has not stopped brown nosing Bush supporters and Republican talking heads from spouting off all the time that anyone who disagrees with Republicans - especially with golden boy Georgie - using the treason label.

by jesster79 March 2, 2005