We Deceive You Believe

Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.

Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.

by jesster79 January 17, 2006

fuck up

Pretty much an accurate description of the Presidency of George W. Bush.

The economy, No Child Left Behind, the Iraq war, the budget, and the tax cuts are all example of Bush's numerous fuck ups.

by jesster79 January 24, 2005

nutcase

A term describing a person who has totally lost their grip on reality. Such people are mainly from the right wing of the political spectrum, and are often politicians and religious extremists.

Nutcase could describe the following people.

George Bush
Pat Robertson
Jerry Falwell
Ann Coulter
Bill O'Rielly
Rush Limbaugh
Michael Savage
Dick Cheney
Osama bin Laden
Trent Lott

by jesster79 January 19, 2006

hair loss

Loss of hair from the top of the cranium. Usually affects males. Vain people see this as the biggest crisis in their lives.

People having this are usually known as cue-ball, shiny, baldy, and so-on.

by jesster79 March 07, 2004

Donald Rumsfeld

A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.

1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

Diebold

1. A company that is involved in the manufacture of banking equipment - such as ATMs.

2. A company that makes voting machines that are highly vulnerable to hacking as well as voter fraud. A company that insists on making voting machines that don't leave a paper trail.

Diebold should've stuck to making ATMs instead of trying to make Repulican voting machines for George Bush.

by jesster79 February 16, 2006

peep show

Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake turned the halftime for Superbowl XXXVIII into this.

The wardrobe malfunction turned the halftime show into a two bit peep show.

by jesster79 February 11, 2005