jesster79's definitions

Cowboys

A collection of losers all bundeled together into a football team. A football team whose members were picked up from the local prison. Proof that the President of the United States should never come from Texas.

A good year is when the Cowboys don't make it to the playoffs or are knocked out during the playoffs.

by jesster79 March 4, 2005

nutcase

A term describing a person who has totally lost their grip on reality. Such people are mainly from the right wing of the political spectrum, and are often politicians and religious extremists.

Nutcase could describe the following people.

George Bush
Pat Robertson
Jerry Falwell
Ann Coulter
Bill O'Rielly
Rush Limbaugh
Michael Savage
Dick Cheney
Osama bin Laden
Trent Lott

by jesster79 January 19, 2006

peep show

Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake turned the halftime for Superbowl XXXVIII into this.

The wardrobe malfunction turned the halftime show into a two bit peep show.

by jesster79 February 11, 2005

cluster fuck

A general description of George W. Bush and his administration. Also could be used to describe Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly.

Iraq, No Child Left Behind, and so on.
See also walking cluster fuck

by jesster79 February 9, 2005

"Manos" The Hands of Fate

A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.

Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.

A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."

Proof that fertilizer sales people should never be allowed to make their own films.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

Armstrong Williams

A right wing talk show host who spouted propaganda from the Bush administration on the No Child Left Behind act after being paid $240,000 of taxpayer money by the administration. A Bush lapdog.

Bush provides a script, and he just reads it during his show.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

Angela Merkel

1. The current chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany.

2. A woman who was the victim of an unwelcome massage at the hands of a U.S. President.

The Groper in Chief, George W. Bush, recently snuck up behind Angela Merkel and gave her an unwelcome massage.

by jesster79 July 20, 2006