Bushpatine

1. A melding of the names George W. Bush and Palpatine.

2. An apt description of Bush, because he is as power hungry, as evil, and as wretched as Palpatine.
Bushpatine is destroying democracy here at home and abroad.
by jesster79 February 08, 2006
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Michael Brown

The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.
Michael Brown was employed by the International Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to resign from that job too.
by jesster79 September 15, 2005
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Johnny Carson

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.
He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.
by jesster79 January 25, 2005
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Religious Right

A group of religious extremists that are responsible for much of the misery present in the world today. A bunch of goddamned two face hypocrites who do not practice what they preach. A bunch of racist, homophobic pigs who cannot stand ideas like democracy, seperation of church and state, and people who think and believe differntly than they do.
The Religious Right embody so much of how Jesus Christ described the pharisees of old in Matthew 23.
by jesster79 January 29, 2006
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SpikeTV

A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.
SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.
by jesster79 February 02, 2006
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We Deceive You Believe

Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.
Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.
by jesster79 January 18, 2006
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