jesster79's definitions

hunting accident

1. An injury or fatality that occurs during the course of hunting. These may be caused by falls, exposure to the elements, or shooting by gun or arrow.

2. A good reason not to go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

3. If a person must, the best way to avoid such an incident is to stand either behind or right next to the Vice President at all times while Cheney is armed.

Going hunting with Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, as Harry Whittington found out.

by jesster79 February 24, 2006

Patient Zero

In work or educational organizations the first person in the organization with a contagious disease who winds up infecting over half of his or her colleagues.

With this year’s office cold, Sammy was patient zero.

by jesster79 January 9, 2020

Bushwhacked

The state of the planet after five years of the current occupant of the White House being in power. This state includes a damaged enviornment, a country that cares only for the wealthy special interestes, and where the Constitution is used to wipe the President's ass. It also includes a disastous war in Iraq, corpses piling up in the streets of New Orleans because our bastard of a President couldn't be bothered to do his duty, and a generally worsening quality of life throughout the world.

Man, ever since President Bush took office, the whole world has been Bushwhacked.

by jesster79 March 13, 2006

Shrubus Illegitimus

1. The scientific term for a man who has the intelligence of a shrub, and whose claim to political office is illegitimate.

2. The scientific term for the President.

George W. Bush is also known as a Shrubus Illegitimus.

by jesster79 February 8, 2006

judas

Another description for the current President of the United States.

Judas is another name for George W. Bush

by jesster79 July 21, 2006

shrub

A type of bush that is grown usually outside homes and offices.

The most popular, and most descriptive nickname for our current President, who has just as much intelligence as the type of bush described above.

Shrub is an accurate description of the President.

See also: Bush, George W.

by jesster79 January 19, 2006

Love Attack

1. A chimpanzee giving a female world leader an unwanted massage.

George W. Bush gave Angela Merkel a Love Attack

by jesster79 July 26, 2006