Kickback Mountain

An epic story of love between a Congressman, a Lobbyist, and a President.

An epic story of all the crimes and kickbacks done by these three men.
Tom De Lay, Jack Abramhoff, and George W. Bush starred in Kickback Mountain.
by jesster79 February 18, 2006
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Armstrong Williams

A right wing talk show host who spouted propaganda from the Bush administration on the No Child Left Behind act after being paid $240,000 of taxpayer money by the administration. A Bush lapdog.
Bush provides a script, and he just reads it during his show.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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Angela Merkel

1. The current chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany.

2. A woman who was the victim of an unwelcome massage at the hands of a U.S. President.
The Groper in Chief, George W. Bush, recently snuck up behind Angela Merkel and gave her an unwelcome massage.
by jesster79 July 20, 2006
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hunting accident

1. An injury or fatality that occurs during the course of hunting. These may be caused by falls, exposure to the elements, or shooting by gun or arrow.

2. A good reason not to go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

3. If a person must, the best way to avoid such an incident is to stand either behind or right next to the Vice President at all times while Cheney is armed.
Going hunting with Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, as Harry Whittington found out.
by jesster79 February 24, 2006
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shrub

A type of bush that is grown usually outside homes and offices.

The most popular, and most descriptive nickname for our current President, who has just as much intelligence as the type of bush described above.
Shrub is an accurate description of the President.

See also: Bush, George W.
by jesster79 January 19, 2006
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James Dale Guckert

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.
Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.
by jesster79 March 13, 2005
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