by jesster79 August 09, 2018
Large bearded caveman living somewhere in California. Large man or giant whose speciality is creating disturbances. Went to the Torgo school of fondling. Featured in the film Eegah.
by jesster79 March 03, 2004
A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.
Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.
A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.
A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
by jesster79 January 24, 2005
1. Acting in a safe manner while hunting that ensures that everyone returns home safely and uninjured.
2. Something that Dick Cheney does not practice while hunting.
3. Standing directly behind the Vice President when the Vice President is armed.
4. Assuming that elected officials have no idea how to have safe hunts in which everyone comes home.
2. Something that Dick Cheney does not practice while hunting.
3. Standing directly behind the Vice President when the Vice President is armed.
4. Assuming that elected officials have no idea how to have safe hunts in which everyone comes home.
by jesster79 February 23, 2006
An attempt to hide hair loss on the head which has become obvious. Usually done by males. Usually looks worse than the baldness that the person is attempting to hide.
by jesster79 March 08, 2004
What the Republicans have turned themselves into. Especially at the lower level, brown shirts are a collection of thugs who get quite annoyed at those who oppose monkey boy.
New brown shirts accuse those who don't like monkey boy of everything, from causing bad hair days to treason.
by jesster79 March 12, 2005
The new uniform of the Republican party. Wearers of this uniform tend to also be jack boot wearing thugs.
Brown shirt Republicans are a collection of goons who cannot stand things like civil rights. These people tend to think that they are better and holier than everyone else.
by jesster79 March 14, 2005