Definitions by jesster79

Bushware

A particularly bad type of spyware that makes secret copies of everything on your hard drive, fries that same hard drive, and sells it to the highest bidder - including terrorist groups and countries known to support terrorism. If this type of spyware is discovered, it fights all attempts to remove it by repeating the words "national security" or getting Bill O'Rielly to attack those trying to remove Bushware from infected computers. Software that behaves exactly as George W. Bush does.

It's bad news if your computer has a copy of Bushware. Especially if it's Bushware 2.0.

Bushware by jesster79 March 5, 2006

Judas W. Bush 

1. The ultimate betrayer of the American people.
2. See also: Bush, George W.
3. See also: Antichrist

Judas W. Bush is the Antichrist who has betrayed all of us.

Judas W. Bush by jesster79 March 5, 2006

George W. Iscariot 

A first, middle, and last name that have rightly become associated with betrayal.

George W. Iscariot has betrayed all Americans everywhere.

George W. Iscariot by jesster79 March 5, 2006

hunting 

1. The taking and killing of animals by various methods for either food or sport.

2. About the fastest way to get oneself shot while in the company of Dick Cheney.

Going hunting with Dick Cheney is about the fastest way to get oneself shot, since going hunting with him is an accident waiting to happen.

hunting by jesster79 March 3, 2006

Cardinal Ruins 

Another nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini. Ruini has been given this nickname along with his Cardinal Rovini due to his political interference in other countries which at times is damaging to the church itself.

Ruini is getting called Cardinal Ruins because in some ways he is ruining the church.

Cardinal Ruins by jesster79 March 3, 2006

Cardinal Rovini

A nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini, given to him in reference to Karl Rove. Ruini has been given this nickname due to his political interference in other countries.

We've got Karl Rove. The Vatican has Cardinal Rovini.

Cardinal Rovini by jesster79 February 27, 2006

hunting accident 

1. An injury or fatality that occurs during the course of hunting. These may be caused by falls, exposure to the elements, or shooting by gun or arrow.

2. A good reason not to go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

3. If a person must, the best way to avoid such an incident is to stand either behind or right next to the Vice President at all times while Cheney is armed.

Going hunting with Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, as Harry Whittington found out.

hunting accident by jesster79 February 24, 2006