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Bushwhacked

The state of the planet after five years of the current occupant of the White House being in power. This state includes a damaged enviornment, a country that cares only for the wealthy special interestes, and where the Constitution is used to wipe the President's ass. It also includes a disastous war in Iraq, corpses piling up in the streets of New Orleans because our bastard of a President couldn't be bothered to do his duty, and a generally worsening quality of life throughout the world.
Man, ever since President Bush took office, the whole world has been Bushwhacked.
by jesster79 March 13, 2006
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shrub

A type of bush that is grown usually outside homes and offices.

The most popular, and most descriptive nickname for our current President, who has just as much intelligence as the type of bush described above.
Shrub is an accurate description of the President.

See also: Bush, George W.
by jesster79 January 19, 2006
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Love Attack

1. A chimpanzee giving a female world leader an unwanted massage.
by jesster79 July 26, 2006
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voter fraud

A method of winning an election whereby votes are illegaly discounted, reducing the number of votes against the candidate. Or winning an election by illegaly adjusting the number of votes upwards so a winning candidate has more votes than they actually received.
George W. Bush became the current occupant of the White House through voter fraud.
by jesster79 February 9, 2006
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judas

by jesster79 July 21, 2006
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Shrubus Illegitimus

1. The scientific term for a man who has the intelligence of a shrub, and whose claim to political office is illegitimate.

2. The scientific term for the President.
George W. Bush is also known as a Shrubus Illegitimus.
by jesster79 February 8, 2006
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Adjusting the Blinds

A person who stands in front of blinds while engaging in public manual stimulation of a person's genitals to the point of climax.
A San Diego weatherman recently got in trouble with the law for adjusting the blinds in front of a woman.
by jesster79 March 6, 2011
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