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walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.
by jesster79 February 2, 2006
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fuck up

Pretty much an accurate description of the Presidency of George W. Bush.
The economy, No Child Left Behind, the Iraq war, the budget, and the tax cuts are all example of Bush's numerous fuck ups.
by jesster79 January 24, 2005
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Harold P. Warren

Former fertilizer saleman who lived in the El Paso, Texas area. On a bet, he created the worst film ever made - Manos the Hands of Fate. Also probably created the film to fulfill lifetime fantasy of seeing women in sheer nightgowns wrestle in the desert. Gave us such memorable charachters as Torgo and The Master.
I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away.
by jesster79 March 6, 2004
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cousin

1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.
Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.
by jesster79 March 4, 2005
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Dump Truck

by jesster79 October 18, 2008
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Sugar Daddy

What Bill O'Reilly has shown himself to be when he approached a young female staffer for sexual favors.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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Republican

In some quarters, Republican has become a dirty word.
by jesster79 August 15, 2006
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