cousin

1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.

Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.

by jesster79 March 04, 2005

Darth

An evil person who acts very much like one of the Darths found in Star Wars. A person who is causing misery and suffering.

George W. Bush
Donald Rumsfeld
Christian Conservatives

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

slime

A mucus like substance that the Republican party is built out of.

There are many, many examples of Republican slimeballs.

by jesster79 March 13, 2005

Harold P. Warren

Former fertilizer saleman who lived in the El Paso, Texas area. On a bet, he created the worst film ever made - Manos the Hands of Fate. Also probably created the film to fulfill lifetime fantasy of seeing women in sheer nightgowns wrestle in the desert. Gave us such memorable charachters as Torgo and The Master.

I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away.

by jesster79 March 06, 2004

Whorehouse

What George W. Bush has turned the White House into.

See also: Republicans

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

Ray Nagin

1. The mayor of New Orleans.
2. The man who showed the world that George Bush was full of it following hurricane Katrina.
3. The Democratic version of Pat Robertson.

Pat Roberston, meet Ray Nagin. This is the guy who said that Katrina was the result of God being mad at us.

by jesster79 January 19, 2006

traitor

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court. (United States Constitution)

An actual traitor would have to meet the conditions set above in order to be charged or convicted.

Every right-wing ass claims on a regular basis that anyone who disagrees with golden boy Georgie or other Republicans is a traitor. These people should take the time to actually read the United States Constitution.

by jesster79 March 02, 2005