jesster79's definitions

Republican

One of the newest dirty words in the English language.

In some quarters, Republican has become a dirty word.

by jesster79 August 15, 2006

Dump Truck

Another way of describing United States President George W. Bush.

George Bush is a dump truck.

by jesster79 October 18, 2008

cousin

1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.

Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.

by jesster79 March 4, 2005

government surplus

In city, county, state, and federal governmental organizations, a surplus is a situation where such organizations take in more money than they pay out.

George W. Bush took the budget and flushed it down the toilet. We had a surplus when we came in, now we have record deficets.

by jesster79 March 1, 2005

Dick Cheney

A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.

Dick Cheney is either another Bush bootlicker or one of the powers behind the throne.

by jesster79 February 18, 2006

Harold P. Warren

Former fertilizer saleman who lived in the El Paso, Texas area. On a bet, he created the worst film ever made - Manos the Hands of Fate. Also probably created the film to fulfill lifetime fantasy of seeing women in sheer nightgowns wrestle in the desert. Gave us such memorable charachters as Torgo and The Master.

I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away.

by jesster79 March 6, 2004

slime

A mucus like substance that the Republican party is built out of.

There are many, many examples of Republican slimeballs.

by jesster79 March 13, 2005