james savik's definitions

hobby homo

A man who is not gay per see and is apparently heterosexual for all intents and purposes but occassionally enjoys sex with other men.

Sam is a hobby homo. He likes pussy but says that gay guys give much better head.

by james savik February 1, 2008

Dicker

Military slang. A Dicker is a civilian who secretly works against the military by reporting their positions and providing intelligence to insurgents. They often use cell phones to spot for snipers, suicide bombers and command detonated IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices).

The local Dicker thought he was going to be smooth and line up our mess truck for a mortar attack. We moved it right after sunset and the empty parking lot took a dozen rounds of Russian 120.

by james savik July 4, 2022

FU-Mail

An email address you give to fuk-twats, so they can't spam you.

Bob: Your email address isn't [e-mail]?

Mo: No, it's an FU-Mail address.

by james savik December 5, 2022

mall troll

Fat 40ish closet queens, possibly a republican congressman or TV evangalist, who hang out in malls trying to pick up boys and young men.

In a vice sweep last week, the police arrested a dozen mall trolls including a preacher, city councleman and a man waiting while his family bought back to school clothes at Sears.

by james savik February 1, 2008

queer as a football bat

Describes a flamboyant homosexuals manner and dress. Origin: 70's slang, South Eastern US.

Oh Jeff is queer as a football bat but he's so nice most people don't care.

by james savik February 4, 2008

poverty porn

Porn that is made by people who wouldn't ordinarily do porn, but seriously need the money. This explains why some people who appear in porn but obviously have no idea what they are doing.

Dave: That chick Taylor is so hot. She made the whole DVD worth buying.

Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.

by james savik November 5, 2023

a blow

A rest or break- used by Southern football coaches. Somewhat archaic.

Joe! Get in there and give Terry a blow at linebacker. He's missed three tackles in a row.

by james savik February 6, 2008