mall punk

Gay adolescent or young man that cruise malls looking to get laid or turn tricks and make some cash off of a mall troll.
Eric has turned into such a mall punk. I've seen him leave with at least a dozen mall trolls and he's always got cash now.
by james savik September 24, 2009
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organ-spasm

A mind-blowing, earth-shaking orgasm so intense that you never forget it. It must be something of a religious experience as most people shout, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!".
Holy crap Jessie can give great head. That was an organ-spasm I'll never forget.
by james savik September 26, 2006
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Unicorn

A Unicorn is a male with a penis 10 inches (~25.5 cm) or larger: rare, popular and scares the hell out of virgins.
Bill: I can't understand how Tom gets all the chicks. He's not exactly Tom Cruise.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.
by james savik August 28, 2020
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stepford fags

A gay couple who are nice, sexless and nonthreatening. Typically they live in the suburbs, have an immaculate house and yard and don't scare the neighbors while they are in fact just as much a slave to heterosexual establishment as everyone else.
neighbor 1: Did you invite the Stepford Fags to the BBQ?

neighbor 2: Naw the wife did.

neighbor 1: Great! They can talk up the women while we put down a few beers.
by james savik April 24, 2008
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wiki-snob

Academics who feel that anything found in the wikipedia is suspect because it wasn't written by a committe of fat-cat, overpaid, grant-hogging professors whose prusuit of pseudo science is endandering science funding everywhere.
Don: Don't cite the wikipedia in Dr. Patterson's class. He's such a wiki-snob that he will trash everything you have to say.

Ron: He's such a crappy teacher that the only way they can get anyone to sign up for his classes is to put "to be announced" on the instructor line of the schedule.
by james savik March 30, 2008
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TARD

TARD an acronym for Trump Acceptance/Rejection Disorder. A serious contagious mental disorder that spreads by contact with fake news and communist university professors.
Have you noticed all the anti-Trump definitions being submitted by TARDs?
by james savik October 30, 2017
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COVIDidiocy

Idiotic behavior during the COVID-19 pandemic. Ranges the gamut from taking absolutely no precautions, like not wearing masks, to going completely overboard like hoarding toilet paper or survival supplies.
Jesus Christ Ted has a bad case of COVIDidiocy. He's got a tractor-trailer load of toilet paper and hand sanitizer and enough guns to invade a small country.
by james savik July 29, 2020
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