A mediocre academic whose one career accomplishment is that he/she knows how to write successful research grants but has no idea how to focus that research for any pratical results.
Dr. Patterson is a rotten teacher but he has tenure because he's such a grant whore. He brings in 25 million a year for his research into the boxers vs breifs question.
by james savik March 30, 2008
Get the grant whoremug. Refers to the suspicious death of a person in government custody who has knowledge that could lead to the prosecution of powerful government officials, agencies or their billionaire patrons.
John McAfee got Epsteined in a Spanish prison while he was awaiting extradition to the US before he could be deposed on a number of issues regarding computer crimes and bot networks among other things.
by james savik January 03, 2023
Get the Epsteinedmug. Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.
by james savik November 15, 2018
Get the crooked as a Florida electionmug. Gay adolescent or young man that cruise malls looking to get laid or turn tricks and make some cash off of a mall troll.
Eric has turned into such a mall punk. I've seen him leave with at least a dozen mall trolls and he's always got cash now.
by james savik September 24, 2009
Get the mall punkmug. A gay couple who are nice, sexless and nonthreatening. Typically they live in the suburbs, have an immaculate house and yard and don't scare the neighbors while they are in fact just as much a slave to heterosexual establishment as everyone else.
neighbor 1: Did you invite the Stepford Fags to the BBQ?
neighbor 2: Naw the wife did.
neighbor 1: Great! They can talk up the women while we put down a few beers.
neighbor 2: Naw the wife did.
neighbor 1: Great! They can talk up the women while we put down a few beers.
by james savik April 24, 2008
Get the stepford fagsmug. A mind-blowing, earth-shaking orgasm so intense that you never forget it. It must be something of a religious experience as most people shout, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!".
by james savik September 26, 2006
Get the organ-spasmmug. A Unicorn is a male with a penis 10 inches (~25.5 cm) or larger: rare, popular and scares the hell out of virgins.
Bill: I can't understand how Tom gets all the chicks. He's not exactly Tom Cruise.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.
by james savik August 28, 2020
Get the Unicornmug.