Dicker

A self-centered douche bag.

Did you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt, what a dicker.

by fricker dicker April 13, 2010

Dicker

A "Dicker" is a person who manages to wank for hours without using lube. A Dicker can usually be identified by hard skin, or blisters on the palm of thier writing hand.

Ste: "Hey Paula, That Joe kid is such a Dicker, right?"
Paula: "Yeh, How does he do it?"

by JPSTE June 10, 2009

Dicker

to dick around

terry wanted to dicker w/ berry

by T-izzle Ma-lizzle February 14, 2004

Dickered

A very rural Canadian way of saying you're drunk.

Lets go get dickered this week

Hey man you dickered yet

by Akumetsu May 09, 2011

Dickered

Synonym for drunk.

Experience can be enhanced by smoking a joint.

Hey Kyle lets get Turkey and the crew, then get dickered tonight! Weck will probably break the water fountain again and put a hole in Alexa's fridge! Then, we can go mess with carrot as he locks himself in his room and skypes!

by Sheriff69 November 23, 2012

Dickered

Drunk.
Plastered.
Wasted.
Loaded.

Holy fuck am I ever dickered, bud!

by Ran133 April 07, 2018

Dickering

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.

A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering

by Banned As DC January 02, 2015