james's definitions
Amber: Hey watch your step, your not focused. You've got cock eyes.
Jo: Yes I have, I've gotta cut back on cock.
Jo: Yes I have, I've gotta cut back on cock.
by james March 16, 2005
Get the cock eyesmug. by James January 11, 2004
Get the stonerismmug. 1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect
Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.
by James November 17, 2004
Get the Scorched Earth Policymug. 'fats manta d a chick last night'
'i'd manta that'
'i'd give her a manta'
'your mum was a good manta'
'i'd manta that'
'i'd give her a manta'
'your mum was a good manta'
by james March 7, 2005
Get the mantasmug. a moron who makes up definitions
by James November 6, 2004
Get the morgitionmug. by James September 8, 2003
Get the blazedmug. by james March 10, 2003
Get the eagle wingsmug.