jamal's definitions

tofurkey

1. Tofu shaped in a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.

1. We ain't be having a real turkey this thanks giving. Tofurkey the real way to go.

2. Gotta get myself somma that tofurkey.

by Jamal May 13, 2005

Noogie dick

A male who receives a lot of noogies on his penis from friends.

"shut up noogie dick!"

by Jamal March 6, 2005

subseven

A Remote Access Trojan (RAT). Subseven comes with a client , server and EditServer program. The server is installed onto a computer without the victims knowledge offen by being bound to a legitimate program while the client is used to control the victim's computer. SubSeven if offen used by Wannabe hackers because of the lack of skill required to use this simple tool. Real hackers have little respect for the Lamers who use this program.

Dose anyone know a tutorial on SubSeven?

by Jamal April 20, 2005

Brooklyn

The GREATEST city in the WORLD hands down NIGGA!!!!!!!!!

ALSO MY BIRTHPLACE AND HOMETOWN B.

Brooklyn STAND THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!

by Jamal September 30, 2004

whackjabob

1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see Mr. Poe

A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.

by JAMAL May 31, 2003

Dih

started up in brooklyn o nyc sumtin like that, it means BYE

ben- aight, peace
jak- yea, dih
or
ben- i'll c ya later
jak- dih

by Jamal July 26, 2003

untouchable

Unable to be reached.

Damn Jamal's basketball skills are untouchable!

by Jamal August 11, 2002