jamal's definitions

dragonball Z

The shitiest animated show in the history of shit. Show where freaks with big hair put back there handz and stick them in their ass then stick it in someones fuking face. In every episode they all get constipated and take steriods so they get big n stuff.

"Goku will go to the most powerful form on the planet once he takes a "senzu bean(otherwise steriods)" and shoves it up his ass to get to kaioken."

by jamal April 4, 2005

Uncle Tom

A black person who is to like a white person and doesn't talk to blacks. A racsist term.

Vince is an Uncle Tom!

by Jamal April 17, 2004

dora the explorer

A prostitute who f***ed the monkey Boots, while singing with her backpack and her map. She doesn't like swiper because he didn't pay her for "pleasure".

Dora Dora Dora the biiiotch

by jamal February 18, 2004

tofurkey

1. Tofu shaped in a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.

1. We ain't be having a real turkey this thanks giving. Tofurkey the real way to go.

2. Gotta get myself somma that tofurkey.

by Jamal May 13, 2005

Noogie dick

A male who receives a lot of noogies on his penis from friends.

"shut up noogie dick!"

by Jamal March 6, 2005

jumaphist

An Emcee of undisputable quality.

Boy, that Jumaphist is a killer MC.

by Jamal October 5, 2004

blowing down

to blow down means to do blow coke

hey lets blow down. Wanna blow down tonight?

by Jamal May 13, 2005