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It's a shorter version of the word offended except without the O. So, basically it means offended.

Or you can use it to explain someone in a bad mood.
If someone is in a bad mood, and not talking you could say "Aw, your so fended"
Fended by DeadisthenewAlive April 23, 2009

fo fended 

Fuck off offended. Why the fuck is everybody so fucking offended by everything?
FUCK YOUR Fo fended bitch!
fo fended by Holstein16 October 19, 2022
A well established golf habit which is to utter a phrase either before or after a player hits a golf shot that will inevitably cause the golf ball struck to not go in the desired location.

Fendering (verb) Saying something to an opponent's golf ball to prevent it from going where it was going to go before the phrase was uttered.
Please do not Fender me by saying nice putt before my golf ball was about to go in the hole.
or

You have been Fendering me all day and I am sick of it.

poor sportsmanship evil act jinx mentally wish a putt to lip out physically change a balls intended path by words
Fender by LOGBSMTA May 31, 2014

Rooster Fenced 

To interfere with someone who is getting familiar with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex. Similar to that of a cock block.
Scott was about to hook up with Beca, but Sammie went and rooster fenced him.
Rooster Fenced by oh snapple January 22, 2010

Fender Booger 

Another word for the ice and snow that build up under the fenders of your car or bike and then fall off in your garage and melt YEECCHH all over everything.
Harvey's Oldsmobile was so encrusted with Fender Boogers that he could not turn a corner.
Fender Booger by CableHills January 27, 2007

Fender Ketchup

Another word for roadkill. Gets its name from a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Fender Ketchup" in which the player must scare a mobster that is tied to the hood of their car.
"That deer became fender ketchup".
Fender Ketchup by flashadams November 12, 2006