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It's a shorter version of the word offended except without the O. So, basically it means offended.

Or you can use it to explain someone in a bad mood.
If someone is in a bad mood, and not talking you could say "Aw, your so fended"
Fended by DeadisthenewAlive April 23, 2009

fo fended 

Fuck off offended. Why the fuck is everybody so fucking offended by everything?
FUCK YOUR Fo fended bitch!
fo fended by Holstein16 October 19, 2022
A well established golf habit which is to utter a phrase either before or after a player hits a golf shot that will inevitably cause the golf ball struck to not go in the desired location.

Fendering (verb) Saying something to an opponent's golf ball to prevent it from going where it was going to go before the phrase was uttered.
Please do not Fender me by saying nice putt before my golf ball was about to go in the hole.
or

You have been Fendering me all day and I am sick of it.

poor sportsmanship evil act jinx mentally wish a putt to lip out physically change a balls intended path by words
Fender by LOGBSMTA May 31, 2014

Rooster Fenced 

To interfere with someone who is getting familiar with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex. Similar to that of a cock block.
Scott was about to hook up with Beca, but Sammie went and rooster fenced him.
Rooster Fenced by oh snapple January 22, 2010

Fender Booger 

Another word for the ice and snow that build up under the fenders of your car or bike and then fall off in your garage and melt YEECCHH all over everything.
Harvey's Oldsmobile was so encrusted with Fender Boogers that he could not turn a corner.
Fender Booger by CableHills January 27, 2007

Fender Ketchup

Another word for roadkill. Gets its name from a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Fender Ketchup" in which the player must scare a mobster that is tied to the hood of their car.
"That deer became fender ketchup".
Fender Ketchup by flashadams November 12, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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