jamal's definitions

shog

something shocking. when something outrages happens

jamal got mad brains? SHOGGGGG

by jamal June 18, 2005

porecita

when something is cute or when somebody is sad or hurt.

jaquida is hiv positive....porecita.

by jamal June 17, 2005

chocolate dildo

a black person that looks like a sexual toy.

look at that fine chocolate dildo i just wanna fuck him up his/her ass.

by jamal June 17, 2005

Noogie dick

A male who riceives noogies on his penis a lot.

"shut up noogie dick"

by Jamal May 13, 2005

Haldol

Haldol (Haloperidol) is an anti-psychotic used to treat nervous, mental, and emotional conditions. It can be used to treat persons suffering from schizophrenia and it can counteract amphetamine overdose by buffering the effects of unbalanced Dopamine. This medication falls under the category of conventional antipsychotics

"How many CC's of Haldol will it take to get him completely sedated for the operation?"

by Jamal May 13, 2005

Effexor

Effexor (venlafaxine) is an antidepressant structurally unrelated to other antidepressnants. It blocks the re-uptake
of Serotonin and Norepinephrine and Dopamine to a lesser extent. Can be very useful in treating depression and anxiety together. One major downfall is that once this medication is discontinued, you will then suffer hellish withdrawl effects for weeks.

"I woke up this morning feeling great like I'm ready to take on the world! My Effexor must be working!"

by Jamal May 13, 2005

Concerta

Concerta (methylphenidate) is a sustained-release form of Ritalin, which is also methylphenidate. It is used when taking 3 or so Ritalin tablets in one day is just too much of a pain in the ass and you want to just have one dose and have it remain steady throughout the day. Doses come in 18mg(baige), 27mg(blue), 36mg(white), and 54mg(red) cylindrical tablets. It is the second step down from Adderall(amphetamine-dextroamphetamine) in treating ADD/ADHD.

"I need my Concerta to help me focus throughout the day."

by Jamal May 13, 2005