whackjabob 

1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see Mr. Poe

A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.

whackjabob by DAWAN June 1, 2003

whackjabob 

1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see Mr. Poe

A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.

whackjabob by JAMAL May 31, 2003

whackjob 

Crazy person. Someone who is nuts or not all there. Comes from the term "whacking off" and literally means the product of a successful round of masturbation.

Mariah Carey is a real whackjob

whackjob by Aberfan September 2, 2003

Whackjob 

Whack meaning to hit, and job, meaning to work. Whackjob is hitting something or someone. Not to be confused with Wackjob, from "Wacky" meaning crazy, loonie or insane, and job meaning 'a real piece of work' (or messed up.)

He's a wackjob with a whackjob. He's a psychiatrist who is crazy and yet gives sane people shock treatments to "cure" them.

Whackjob by Fixitmanarizona July 6, 2019

The guy was just a whackjob 

I’m talking about Stuart Harling. I’m not condoning what he did, just so you know

The guy was just a whackjob

The guy was just a whackjob by Death Menace April 17, 2022

whackjob 

Crazy

Did you see Patrick Lawler fist that sheep? He's a real whackjob

whackjob by pwnzlikeme June 1, 2015

Whackjob 

A crazy person

Jennifer is acting like a whackjob throwing dishes across the room.

What kind of whackjob are you?!

Whackjob by Hollywood Hoes April 11, 2023