jamal's definitions

Noogie dick

A male who receives a lot of noogies on his penis from friends.

"shut up noogie dick!"

by Jamal March 6, 2005

Haldol

Haldol (Haloperidol) is an anti-psychotic used to treat nervous, mental, and emotional conditions. It can be used to treat persons suffering from schizophrenia and it can counteract amphetamine overdose by buffering the effects of unbalanced Dopamine. This medication falls under the category of conventional antipsychotics

"How many CC's of Haldol will it take to get him completely sedated for the operation?"

by Jamal May 13, 2005

Effexor

Effexor (venlafaxine) is an antidepressant structurally unrelated to other antidepressnants. It blocks the re-uptake
of Serotonin and Norepinephrine and Dopamine to a lesser extent. Can be very useful in treating depression and anxiety together. One major downfall is that once this medication is discontinued, you will then suffer hellish withdrawl effects for weeks.

"I woke up this morning feeling great like I'm ready to take on the world! My Effexor must be working!"

by Jamal May 13, 2005

Concerta

Concerta (methylphenidate) is a sustained-release form of Ritalin, which is also methylphenidate. It is used when taking 3 or so Ritalin tablets in one day is just too much of a pain in the ass and you want to just have one dose and have it remain steady throughout the day. Doses come in 18mg(baige), 27mg(blue), 36mg(white), and 54mg(red) cylindrical tablets. It is the second step down from Adderall(amphetamine-dextroamphetamine) in treating ADD/ADHD.

"I need my Concerta to help me focus throughout the day."

by Jamal May 13, 2005

tofurkey

1. Tofu shaped in a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.

1. We ain't be having a real turkey this thanks giving. Tofurkey the real way to go.

2. Gotta get myself somma that tofurkey.

by Jamal May 13, 2005

blowing down

to blow down means to do blow coke

hey lets blow down. Wanna blow down tonight?

by Jamal May 13, 2005

Neekeri

Finnish word for African-American

"vitun neekerit"
"I think he is African-American"

by jamal April 3, 2005