shog

something shocking. when something outrages happens
jamal got mad brains? SHOGGGGG
by jamal June 18, 2005
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jovin

a short white kid with long hair and looks like a mop head
by Jamal December 01, 2004
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tofurkey

1. Tofu shaped in a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.
1. We ain't be having a real turkey this thanks giving. Tofurkey the real way to go.

2. Gotta get myself somma that tofurkey.
by Jamal May 13, 2005
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Noogie dick

A male who receives a lot of noogies on his penis from friends.
by Jamal March 06, 2005
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dora the explorer

A prostitute who f***ed the monkey Boots, while singing with her backpack and her map. She doesn't like swiper because he didn't pay her for "pleasure".
Dora Dora Dora the biiiotch
by jamal February 18, 2004
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whimpy nasal bronch

an insult meaning, because of a constantly congested nose, your voice sounds like a termite flatulating

or

you use this condition as an excuse
by JAMAL May 31, 2003
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goon

an asshole who chills at a cornerstore and dont buy shit
Look at that motherfuckin goon over there. He aint doin shit.
by Jamal July 28, 2004
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