jamal's definitions

tofurkey

1. Tofu shaped in a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.

1. We ain't be having a real turkey this thanks giving. Tofurkey the real way to go.

2. Gotta get myself somma that tofurkey.

by Jamal May 13, 2005

Noogie dick

A male who receives a lot of noogies on his penis from friends.

"shut up noogie dick!"

by Jamal March 6, 2005

dragonball Z

The shitiest animated show in the history of shit. Show where freaks with big hair put back there handz and stick them in their ass then stick it in someones fuking face. In every episode they all get constipated and take steriods so they get big n stuff.

"Goku will go to the most powerful form on the planet once he takes a "senzu bean(otherwise steriods)" and shoves it up his ass to get to kaioken."

by jamal April 4, 2005

Guerilla Black

A knockoff Biggie rapper. A WANNABE he will NEVER reach BIGGIES level.

F*** that n**** Guerilla Black!!!!

by Jamal September 13, 2004

Uncle Tom

A black person who is to like a white person and doesn't talk to blacks. A racsist term.

Vince is an Uncle Tom!

by Jamal April 17, 2004

Effexor

Effexor (venlafaxine) is an antidepressant structurally unrelated to other antidepressnants. It blocks the re-uptake
of Serotonin and Norepinephrine and Dopamine to a lesser extent. Can be very useful in treating depression and anxiety together. One major downfall is that once this medication is discontinued, you will then suffer hellish withdrawl effects for weeks.

"I woke up this morning feeling great like I'm ready to take on the world! My Effexor must be working!"

by Jamal May 13, 2005

redundant

something thats crazy, sexy, or cool.

shaniqwa got her hair braided. That shit redundant.

by jamal February 14, 2005