jamal's definitions

jesus sandles

berkunstochs (excuse my bad spelling)

Yo look at dat lame ass honky Brad and his goddamn jesus sandles.

by Jamal April 17, 2004

Concerta

Concerta (methylphenidate) is a sustained-release form of Ritalin, which is also methylphenidate. It is used when taking 3 or so Ritalin tablets in one day is just too much of a pain in the ass and you want to just have one dose and have it remain steady throughout the day. Doses come in 18mg(baige), 27mg(blue), 36mg(white), and 54mg(red) cylindrical tablets. It is the second step down from Adderall(amphetamine-dextroamphetamine) in treating ADD/ADHD.

"I need my Concerta to help me focus throughout the day."

by Jamal May 13, 2005

Wowed

To get punked or to get embarassed. Anything that would make a crowd of people say "ohhh that kid got wowed"

My dog farted on my bed and jumped off to let me smell the stench. My ass god WOWED

by JAMAL August 1, 2004

goon

an asshole who chills at a cornerstore and dont buy shit

Look at that motherfuckin goon over there. He aint doin shit.

by Jamal July 28, 2004

Neekeri

Finnish word for African-American

"vitun neekerit"
"I think he is African-American"

by jamal April 3, 2005

orangello

A given name meaning the mother of all flotsam

also

A given name signifying one's IQ is below that of a napkin

See also Lemongello

"Hey Orangello!"

by JAMAL May 31, 2003

Noogie dick

A male who riceives noogies on his penis a lot.

"shut up noogie dick"

by Jamal May 13, 2005