urban outfitters

The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley, CA. It's a clothing store found in urban areas. The clothes range from vintage, hippy, emo, indie, or just strange. Awkward place to shop at if you're overweight or a straight male. Clothes can be insanely priced. Store also contains home products or furnishing that you would most likely find in a college dorm room.
The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley.

Example of t-shirt saying: "Trust me, I'm a (virgin, doctor, etc.)"

Example of furnishings found here: "Beer Refrigerator."
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civil union

While some people think gays should settle for civil unions, others think they should have the right to marrige.
by Jake February 10, 2005
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reverse-bitch

1)v. To slap or backhand across another's face.
2)v. To swiftly destroy one's opponent as if by accident.
3)n. A mean and nasty woman with a vagina where her boobs should be and boobs where her vagina should be.
Erol reverse-bitched Lindsey so hard that she exploded.

Damn! That's one fucked up reverse-bitch!
by Jake December 16, 2004
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blacktops

Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.
Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.
by Jake June 17, 2006
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Ignateous

ghetto slang for ignitable, or flammable. It's definantly ghetto. It could also be some goofy kid's name
MAN! That peoce of wood is really ignateous!!

That goofy kid's name is Ignateous. What a queer!
by Jake November 12, 2003
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Both Sides Now

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all
I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.
by Jake February 01, 2004
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stanger

To wrap a rubber-band around your hand and wait until it goes numb. Then you masturbate.
"Man, I can't get a girl....at least I've got a rubber-band and a bottle of hand cream."
by Jake May 13, 2005
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