jake's definitions

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shit boxx phone it's a piece of shit

what that new phone you got blows anus

by jake April 24, 2005

blubberfuck

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it

Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?

by Jake January 12, 2004

womb knocker

(noun) a penis long enough to bang into the tip of the cervix regardless of the sex position used

Karen felt ecstatic, she had finally found a man who fucked her with a womb knocker.

by Jake January 10, 2004

rel

something that is cool or otherwise attractive to someone; derived from the language Jag

"That wiggy over there is fuckin' rel."

by Jake January 6, 2005

Prankster

same thing as a storybook gangtser, studio gangster or a buster

dr dre is a prankster

by jake December 8, 2003

queerfag

the word queer and faget (or faggot) fused together. What more could you ask for?

Corrodo likes Shakira, what a queerfag

by Jake May 9, 2003

tanockle

"tonight", "in the evening"

"I'm gettin lugged tanockle"

by Jake January 6, 2005