titty chicken

Chicken breast meat in Harlem.

Yo dog, give me some titty chicken.

by Jacques Asse February 05, 2009

Jingle Hell

Jingle Hell is the state of mind you are in once 8 weeks of incessant X-mas music and commercial propaganda have rotted and collapsed your mind.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....I am in Jingle Hell!

by Jacques Asse August 05, 2009

crabassing

Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.

When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

slanger

A slanger is a cominbined noun, slut + banger, referring to one who bangs sluts, like Lou Ferigno.

Lou is a slanger, and has many sluts.

by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009

The 10-Foot Hole

A gigantic, ambulatory vaginal crevice that stalks unsuspecting men for prey. Can be heavily armed and highly dangerous.

Watch out for the 10-Foot Hole. If you see one, RUN.

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

Jackrabbit punch

A Jackrabbitpunch is when a guy named Jack walks up and swats you with a rabbit. He holds the rabbit by its ears (or by its horns if the rabbit is also a rabbi).

This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.

Shit.....see that bag he's carrying? Ten dollars says he comes over here and tries to Jackrabbit punch me.

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

donkeyhotey

Donkeyhotey is the name of a really weird guy that is old and rides a horse.

Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his wreck of a horse, drinking Colt .45 and raving about earmites or something.

by Jacques Asse June 12, 2009