Definitions by jacques asse
RVJ
RVJ, or Reginald vel Johnson, is a peculiar specimen of Homo thespianensis africanus (African Acting Man), who first evolved in 1986, in Paul Hogan's 'Crocodile Dundee'.
A very fat, filthy, ageless animal.
A very fat, filthy, ageless animal.
RVJ will often go for weeks at a time without sleep, using a microscope to search for filth and shame, rolling around in misery and gluttony like a massive porker. Blackass swine....
RVJ by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009
cuntbeater
cuntbeater by Jacques Asse July 1, 2009
Perranporth
Perranporth by Jacques Asse June 26, 2009
Dirk's Diggler
Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.
Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.
Dirk's Diggler by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
Goasting
Goasting = goat + fisting, or goat fisting. The process whereby one powerfists a goat, and then carries it around on their arm for several days, flapping one's arms like a large bird, saying "baw, baw, baw" with eyes crossed is goasting.
Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Goasting by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
Assfoot
Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.
Assfoot by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009