buttplay

deriving pleasure by inserting dildos, buttplugs, vibrators and other objects up the rectum. ass-fuckingbuttslut buttfuckinganal

Following his weekly enema he would often enjoy several hours of buttplay before cumming.

by Jack May 17, 2004

bushee

a small child. Usually blonde and very impressionable. Easily lead by older role-models. Wears ugly clothes and, if a girl, has terrible make up and accessories.

Roubicca was very angry that the small bushee child wouldn't leave her alone.

by Jack June 19, 2006

Face Wave

When someone punches another person so hard, their face waves painfully.

Dude, that guy punched him so hard, he did a face wave.

by JACK January 22, 2005

field hockey player

a twenty-something female of substantial size.

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player

by jack September 04, 2004

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 05, 2006

summat

Yorkshire slang for "something."
Can also, more specifically, mean "something like that."

I'm going to go watch TV, or summat.

by Jack August 05, 2003

jelly roll

When you carry a roll of $1 or other small denomination bills and put a $100 or other large denomination bill on top of it to make yourself appear much wealthier.

You think he's loaded? All he's got is a jelly roll.

by Jack June 19, 2005