jack's definitions

sexmachine

seX4 m4ch1n3

yes Vuong is so hot and cool and Leo sux and Henry kills little girls

by jack September 8, 2003

emzay

a girl with weird pink hair who likes crappy bands like busted but isnt that bad really. she can write pretty well

oh emzay behave

by jack February 7, 2004

yhl

A LEAGUE WERE 2 Legends Played And Killed Every1 In Scoring. A Hockey League That Produced 2 Of the best players since lemiux and gretzky. Peter G and James MC

U saw That 16 Point Nite from Both James and PEter G??
Yea dAt was SIKK!!
They Gon B In da NHL FO SHO!

by Jack January 14, 2004

turned on

1)to have an erection
2)to become excited

man did you see the way she was lookin?
i got sooo turned on

by jack July 17, 2003

Halo 2

BEST GAME EVER!!!!!! FOR XBOX!!! a GAME THAT IS SO ADDICTING ITS POWERED WITH COCAINE

Mom:Hey its time for school

Sum1:NO U FUKEN HORE IM PLAYING HALO 2 IM NEVER STOP PLAYING IT

by jack November 14, 2004

seinfield

(n): The Best Show in the entire history of TV, Clever, Funny, Amusing Etc...

The Best show in the worls is SEINFIELD dont you think so?

by Jack January 14, 2004

Ten Benson

The ultimate rock band ever! EVER!
Better than any american shit!

www.tenbenson.com

"Was it the money? Was it the booze? Was it all the pairs of, Fancy shoes? Was it his own show? Was it the ritz? Or was it too much suckin on Teenage Tits? TITS! teenage tits"

by Jack August 4, 2004