jOhn's definitions

blow pig

a slut or whore, a girl that will BLOW anyone

yeah i had dat blow pig over, my whole crew got some

by John April 7, 2004

Neopets

a game that will take over your life if you allow it to.

basically, you make a pet.
a weird little creature that might resemble a flamingo or penguin.
then you play these addicting games to get "neopoints" which pay for your pet's food. But you don't have to feed it. The fucking things never die, anyways.
And then theres chat boards, "shops" and other stuff.
I once had 500,000 neopoints but my account got frozen because they thought I hacked onto other peoples accounts. Wtf.

Sally: Do you still go on Neopets?
Amos: :chuckle: Yeah! Its flippin' sweet.

by John December 27, 2004

Raider lover

Usually consistng of mexicans that can't speak english, or name one player on the team for that matter. These guys usually live in shit hole appartments with about 10-15 of them to a room. Also see (Beaner).

I'm looken outside, as Juan and his "Amigos" are mowing my lawn. My friends and I are like, damn look at those Raider lovers.

by John February 3, 2005

BAP

"Black American Princess". Arrogant female blacks who flaunt their money around and demand the finest things in life.

A black girl that is conceited and has alot of money from her husband.

by John April 29, 2005

Schnobbler

one who shnobbles

Oh, now what the hell did u do?! You stupid schnobbler, how are we supposed to milk the cow now?!

by John November 28, 2003

krotch gobblin

One who is gay and/or practices gayness.

Dude, you're a krotch gobblin.

by John December 3, 2003

pussy-whipped

Manhood

Any guy who has no control over his manhood, he trades it in for pussy, she knows it and uses it to control him.

by john September 12, 2003