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the hottest woman ever with a totally amazing voice
x-tina by xbrkngfme February 10, 2004
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a woman who is intune with her body mind spirit and voice, needs a sence of daring style but also has her head on her shoulders, perfection basically.
sing 'fighter' while dancing dirrty in your underwear and cleaning the house of all its filthyness
x-tina by kraig December 12, 2003
Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3
Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!
x-tina by John June 18, 2006
x-tina by Dis Tip November 17, 2004

xtina's boobs

Gigantic, heavenly mountains of flesh, adorned by nipples most commonly covered with pixelated black stars. Glorious.
Hey, did you see bewbs.jpg? xtina's boobs are huge!